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re: Bert, More Than a Coach

Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:07 pm to
Posted by nes2010
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:07 pm to
I thought most states suspend your license from the time of DUI arrest? Maybe not Arkansas.
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Posted by 870Hog
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:08 pm to
Can get a hardship so you can drive to work/school.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:24 pm to
Gonna suck when someone gets popped with weed. Bert might take away his bowl. Underage possession? Hand over that fake ID boy!
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:29 pm to


won't suspend player for a dwi, maybe tack on a few felonies and he might start thinking about suspension..



yea, he's picking up where Petrino left off!
Posted by justausedcarguy
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:35 pm to
He would also make an excellent spokesman for Jenny Craig.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:36 pm to
i think this is the first run in with the law in 2 years.

also, bert's already kicked a guy off the team, a very good player no less.

but yeah, bert just let's them do what they please. chaos in fayetteville!


Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:38 pm to
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He would also make an excellent spokesman for Jenny Craig


A very fine point, what with his new, lean, svelte look.
Posted by Stonehog
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:39 pm to
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Gonna suck when someone gets popped with weed. Bert might take away his bowl. Underage possession? Hand over that fake ID boy!


Or maybe he'll suspend him for 30 minutes.
Posted by Person of interest
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Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:40 pm to
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I thought most states suspend your license from the time of DUI arrest? Maybe not Arkansas


They do but you can drive if you get a blow and go installed. First offense the blower must stay in for six months. The penalties are a bit different for underage.
Posted by gohogs141
Fayetteville
Member since Jun 2011
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 4:19 pm to
The reason his punishment wasn't any worse was because he's been a really good kid to this point.

Bielema said he was shocked when he found out what happened because he's the last person you'd expect it to happen to.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51816 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 5:24 pm to
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Or maybe he'll suspend him for 30 minutes.


Would be some sort of punishment at least, considering he's gonna lose his license for six months anyways. Like your kid failing out of school, and a parent saying as punishment "you can't go to classes". Good job Bert...you showed him!
Posted by Latarian
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 5:27 pm to
the presence of Auburn, Mizzou and LSU fans in thread complaining about a punishment is hilario
Posted by MIZ_COU
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 6:05 pm to
More than couch. He's at least a sectional and a love seat
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
Member since Jun 2006
51816 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 6:08 pm to
What's even more hilarious is the rationalization by arky fans about a non-existent punishment by your lard arse coach when there was nonstop posting about how Gus wouldn't really suspend Nick Marshall for a full game before last season. Face the fact that your HC is a 350 pound walking contradiction. Just like your previous HC, minus 200 pounds.
Posted by LSU1NSEC
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 6:24 pm to
thanks for sharing
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Member since Mar 2014
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 6:36 pm to

yea once a fatfuk always a fatfuk... that's your "bert"...


Posted by Arkiebarkie
Fayetteville,Ar
Member since Jan 2013
756 posts
Posted on 3/2/15 at 6:59 pm to
A drunk always a drunk (Prickle),see how easy that was?
Posted by kywildcatfanone
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Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 7:03 pm to
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Bert, More Than a Coach


He's at least a coach and a half, maybe two.
Posted by SpartyGator
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 7:05 pm to
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Bert
quote:

He's a fat piece of shite
Posted by Jagd Tiger
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 7:06 pm to
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