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Bert, More Than a Coach
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:20 pm
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Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:23 pm to Wicked Pissah
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Bert, More Than a Coach
Yep, more like two.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:23 pm to Wicked Pissah
Sounds like a thief...
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:24 pm to Wicked Pissah
At his current size, he's more than any single occupation.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:26 pm to Wicked Pissah
I would sure hate to sit next to that guy on an airplane.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:27 pm to BallstotheWesleyWall
uncommon
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:28 pm to Wicked Pissah
i said the other day i think that's too cute him talking to the momma and taking the car away.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:33 pm to piggilicious
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too cute him talking to the momma
There's a bunch of mommas out there who would love to talk to him, I imagine. Good ole corn-fed Midwesterner, value-centered, leader of men, preparing our youth for SEC championships and the NFL. Great time to be a Hog.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:36 pm to Wicked Pissah
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Bret Bielema’s form of punishment following the rising sophomore’s DWI and alcohol arrest won’t involve a suspension from the team.
Make him sit in a corner, Bert. Maybe send him to bed without dinner too.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:36 pm to Wicked Pissah
Arkansas fans are the most excited 2-14 in SEC the last two year fans I have ever seen.
I wish I had that type of job security to be loved for those results
I wish I had that type of job security to be loved for those results
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:39 pm to BeeFense5
Berts got 17 reasons to be happy and you have none. 
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:39 pm to Wicked Pissah
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He's a father, a disciplinarian; what a bright future we have.
plus he's not afraid to have someone marry him for money
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:52 pm to Wicked Pissah
I honestly don't have a problem with the way Bret handled the situation other than the lightness and type of the punishment. If I were his coach he wouldn't get suspended either, but man you gotta go two for one on these deals Bret. Taking away his car? Pahlleassee! What do you get out of it Bret? Other than some good press? Who cares about that? It's about winning football games bra.
Exact a punishment that not only is grueling but also butters your bread too. Make him do strength and conditioning drills until he pukes and then some. At least that way you get the additional benefit of getting him into better football shape which may help your team down the road and he gets punished in a way that he won't think twice about a repeat offense.
Make him run stadium steps in a 60lb weight vest, with 10lb ankle weights, and 30lb weighted shorts for a solid week or two. He will puke. He will not dwi again and he will be in better football shape as a result of it. win-win Bret.
Exact a punishment that not only is grueling but also butters your bread too. Make him do strength and conditioning drills until he pukes and then some. At least that way you get the additional benefit of getting him into better football shape which may help your team down the road and he gets punished in a way that he won't think twice about a repeat offense.
Make him run stadium steps in a 60lb weight vest, with 10lb ankle weights, and 30lb weighted shorts for a solid week or two. He will puke. He will not dwi again and he will be in better football shape as a result of it. win-win Bret.
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 2:53 pm
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:53 pm to Wicked Pissah
He's also a big fat frick
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:57 pm to Wicked Pissah
bert -- coach, father, disciplinarian, Pillsbury dough boy...
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:57 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Make him sit in a corner, Bert. Maybe send him to bed without dinner too.
Maybe he should have put it to a team vote
Posted on 3/2/15 at 2:59 pm to Wicked Pissah
he didn't get his license suspended after his DWI?
Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:01 pm to SammyTiger
It hasn't gone through the courts yet. He's currently only suspected.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:02 pm to TruBlu4AU
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Make him run stadium steps in a 60lb weight vest, with 10lb ankle weights, and 30lb weighted shorts for a solid week or two. He will puke. He will not dwi again and he will be in better football shape as a result of it. win-win Bret.
Those in trouble have to go to 530 am workouts, run the bleachers of the stadium in addition to their regular schedule. Im sure CBB is stacking on all kinds of extra hardships for that kid. He is not happy when the university, mom's and himself are embarrassed by team members actions.
Posted on 3/2/15 at 3:06 pm to TruBlu4AU
quote:Ummmm, I have a feeling Bret ain't done with the kid just yet. That kid will be puking all over the place once the August heat hits him & he starts those punishment workouts.
I honestly don't have a problem with the way Bret handled the situation other than the lightness and type of the punishment. If I were his coach he wouldn't get suspended either, but man you gotta go two for one on these deals Bret. Taking away his car? Pahlleassee! What do you get out of it Bret? Other than some good press? Who cares about that? It's about winning football games bra. Exact a punishment that not only is grueling but also butters your bread too. Make him do strength and conditioning drills until he pukes and then some. At least that way you get the additional benefit of getting him into better football shape which may help your team down the road and he gets punished in a way that he won't think twice about a repeat offense. Make him run stadium steps in a 60lb weight vest, with 10lb ankle weights, and 30lb weighted shorts for a solid week or two. He will puke. He will not dwi again and he will be in better football shape as a result of it. win-win Bret.
This post was edited on 3/2/15 at 3:07 pm
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