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If You Could Choose How to Kill Jihadi John.........
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:25 pm
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:25 pm
What would your method be?
I would choose scalding or boiling. Slowly heat the water while he's in it.
I would choose scalding or boiling. Slowly heat the water while he's in it.
This post was edited on 3/1/15 at 5:28 pm
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Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:26 pm to BigOrangeBri
Drown him in my piss.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:31 pm to BigOrangeBri
I'd make him attend the entire NASCAR season before all else.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:33 pm to beHop
He'd probably love NASCAR
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:33 pm to BigOrangeBri
Hang him up and skin him alive slowly while eating a ham sammich.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:34 pm to BigOrangeBri
Staked to the ground on a mound of fire ants
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:35 pm to BigOrangeBri
Perfect candidate for the Judas Cradle
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:36 pm to BigOrangeBri
Tied to a chair and forced to listen to seminars by blackpawnmartyr and stonehog until he starves to death. Allow him to have water though
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:36 pm to BigOrangeBri
Shove him up BlackPawnMartyr's candy arse, sideways.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:42 pm to beHop
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I'd make him attend the entire NASCAR season before all else.
Damn, you're heartless
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:44 pm to BigOrangeBri
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If You Could Choose How to Kill Jihadi John.........
with kindness
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:49 pm to BigOrangeBri
cut off his eyelids, so he can never close his eyes again, then bury him to his neck and let hogs and dogs come piss in his face..... until he dies.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 5:53 pm to BigOrangeBri
Guillotine.
I feel like there'd be some irony.
I feel like there'd be some irony.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:23 pm to BigOrangeBri
Seal team Six. Up close and personal.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:24 pm to auggie
Actually, if you were going to bury him, then the old school Japanese way works best. Cut off his head with a bamboo saw. Slowly.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:25 pm to BigOrangeBri
Drop him from 15,000 feet without a parachute. The entire way down he's thinking only about his impending death.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:26 pm to Rig
Or drop him in the middle of the warm bodied ocean with nothing.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:29 pm to BigOrangeBri
Shoot him in the back of the head, because it's not like doing anything demented to him will stop others in the future nor will it avenge his victims.
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:31 pm to Rig
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Or drop him in the middle of the warm bodied ocean with nothing. But a perforated bucket of chum tied to him
FIFY
Posted on 3/1/15 at 6:37 pm to BigOrangeBri
Why those animals don't care to die, everyone feels pain. So there would be suffering involved.
I'd probably use some of this guys methods.
I'd probably use some of this guys methods.
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