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I am so Debord today at work so I figured I would post some jokes
Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:13 pm
Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:13 pm
Q: What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween? A: Pump kin!
Q: Why do ducks fly over Tennessee upside down? A: There's nothing worth shitting on!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why did the Volunteers change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
Q: How do you get from Athens, Georgia to Knoxville, Tennessee? A: Go north until you smell shite and west until you step in it.
Q: What do you call an Tennessee Volunteer in a BCS bowl game? A: A referee.
Q: How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Blue and Orange!
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Tennessee? A: No one would look for them.
Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there
Q:What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a UT fan?
A:The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The UT fan gets emotionally involved.
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights
Q: Why do ducks fly over Tennessee upside down? A: There's nothing worth shitting on!
Q: How do you know the toothbrush was invented in Tennessee? A: If it was invented anywhere else, it would have been called a teethbrush.
Q: Why did the Volunteers change their uniforms to Orange? A: So they can play the game, direct traffic, and pick up trash without changing.
Q: How do you get from Athens, Georgia to Knoxville, Tennessee? A: Go north until you smell shite and west until you step in it.
Q: What do you call an Tennessee Volunteer in a BCS bowl game? A: A referee.
Q: How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Blue and Orange!
Q: Why don't girls play hide and seek in Tennessee? A: No one would look for them.
Q: Where was OJ headed in his white Bronco?
A: To Tennessee. He knew the police would never look for a Heisman winner there
Q:What's the difference between a good ol' boy and a UT fan?
A:The good ol' boy raises livestock.
The UT fan gets emotionally involved.
A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.'
Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving?
A: The police
The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System:
'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'.
Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice?
A: Studying their Miranda rights
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:15 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:16 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Those were some awful, unofficial jokes.... except this one:
How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Blue and Orange!
This joke redeemed a bad op
How do you stop an Volunteers fan from beating his wife? A: Dress her in Blue and Orange!
This joke redeemed a bad op
Posted on 2/6/15 at 1:39 pm to CCTider
horrible awful jokes.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:25 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Well done 
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:57 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Damn. That's funny.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:58 pm to CCTider
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Those were some awful, unofficial jokes.... except this one:
Disagree. I think:
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Q: What do Tennessee Volunteers do on Halloween? A: Pump kin!
was by far the best of the bunch. It's also the only one I haven't seen before, unlike the rest that have been forwarded around in chain emails [substituting various teams] since the late 90s.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:58 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
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A lady in Knoxville calls 911. Hysterically, she says, 'Someone's just broken into my house, and I think he's going to rob me!' The police officer says, 'Ma'am, we're really busy at the moment. Just get the guy's jersey number and we'll get back to you.' Q: Four Tennessee players are in a car, who's driving? A: The police The University of Tennessee team has adopted a new Honor System: 'Yes, your Honor; No, your Honor'. Q: How did the Volunteers spend the first week of Spring practice? A: Studying their Miranda rights
From a UGA fan
Posted on 2/6/15 at 3:59 pm to beaver
Difference is we kick our shitheads out, UT covers things up all nice and neat like.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 4:17 pm to WG_Dawg
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UT covers things up all nice and neat like.
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Posted on 2/6/15 at 4:18 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
i am getting band today
Posted on 2/6/15 at 4:49 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Buck and Roy would be proud.
Posted on 2/6/15 at 5:14 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
Just awful...
Posted on 2/6/15 at 7:00 pm to Prettyboy Floyd
A 2nd Grade teacher told her class that she was an Alabama fan. She then asked the children to raise their hands if they were also Alabama fans. Wanting to be like their teacher, all but 1 raised their hands. The teacher looked at little Amy and said, "I see you didn't raise your hand, why not?" Amy said, "I am an LSU fan." The teacher asked her why and Amy said, "Well my mother is an LSU fan and my father is an LSU fan, so that makes me an LSU fan." The teacher responded, "Well... what if your mother was a moron and your father was an idiot, what would that make you?" “Well”, said Amy, "I guess I would be an Alabama fan."
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