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re: Bert Putting the Fat Jokes to Rest

Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:18 am to
Posted by CoachDon
Louisville
Member since Sep 2014
12409 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:18 am to
quote:

He's still fat.


You read my mind...lol
Posted by Bought a Snead Jerse
Tennessee
Member since Nov 2013
515 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:20 am to
I like Bert. Hope he is losing some of the weight.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:21 am to
i hope he loses about 20 more and then stops, he's the big beefy cornfed type- i don't want to see some scrawny dooley clone on our sidelines.

Posted by tigerskin
Member since Nov 2004
40045 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:30 am to
Just sucking in his stomach for the pic
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:30 am to
is he sucking up/in an extra chin too?
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:31 am to
THIS ^^^ ... Naturally big guys who lose too much weight look sick & old. ... And I HATE tiny football coaches. Not natural. ... Yeah, he can lose maybe 20 more & grow back the short beard.
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 9:31 am
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2363 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:32 am to
I think he just has a fat face. Even if he were skinny, if he was sitting down people would think he was fat. Also makes him seem fatter when his weight swings toward "bad Oprah."
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:32 am to
amen on that beard, sister. it was rather sexy.
Posted by LegendOfCobb
Athens of the West
Member since Jun 2014
2363 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:33 am to
What the frick is happening
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:33 am to
he does have a full face, so yeah probably. and on bad oprah.

Posted by SwampyLSU
Member since Aug 2014
1605 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:34 am to
I love how Arkansas fans think this guy is Jesus Christ
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:35 am to
Bert is extremely sexy. ... Masculinity is HAWT. Some dudes these days are missing that point.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:36 am to
i don't have dirty thoughts about jesus.

exactly, missy!
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 9:36 am
Posted by Arkla Missy
Ark-La-Miss
Member since Jan 2013
10288 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:37 am to
17-0

Guess He's on our side.
This post was edited on 1/27/15 at 9:38 am
Posted by 12
Redneck part of Florida
Member since Nov 2010
18754 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:41 am to
He is still fat on the inside.
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:50 am to
quote:

Yeah, he can lose maybe 20 more & grow back the short beard.


Then he'd look like me
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:52 am to
well helloooooo...
Posted by Wicked Pissah
Member since Nov 2014
731 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 9:55 am to
Posted by 17theBears
Member since Apr 2012
6982 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:03 am to
photoshop
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 1/27/15 at 10:04 am to
quote:

photoshop


Yep, he's really tightened his core.

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