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The Dark Crystal predictions for 2015. What does your team's future hold?
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:26 am
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:26 am
The Dark Crystal is still a bit hazy but foresees much in 2015 . . .
1. A&M & Auburn: Chavis and Boom are good for -7 to -10 points on defense. Immediate impact. Offenses need to correct costly errors or see their fortunes fade away.
2. LSU - Give Fournette the ball 25-30 times in the big games. Have a couple of change of pace guys (who can catch the ball) ready. Pretty simple, but is simple too difficult for Miles?
3. A&M, AU, and LSU will finish with 8-12 wins. Unclear which team has 12 and which has 8. The fan base of the bottom will stir the rustling pot of jimmies with great force.
4. Alabama - Will finish 2nd in the West behind a surprise A&M, Auburn, or LSU team. Will finish with 10-11 wins. But the great crystal senses a savior in the form of a freshman QB, who can still change the shape of things to come.
5. MSU, OM, SC, & Arky - 5-8 wins for each. Rumblings . . . 2 coaches are gone by the end of the year. One fired. One retired.
6. Florida - The crystal predicts this team to be the best in the East - and perhaps the surprise overall winner (much like AU had with a new coach in 2013). The offense will see immediate improvement (again, like AU). Coach Mac will land a few impact freshman on offense (who will play right away) in this recruiting class.
7. Georgia - Will win 10 games . . . and challenge for the East. The crystal only sees Georgia and Florida with a chance at victory.
8. Mizzou - Will win 9-10 games . . . and NOT challenge for the East, will lose by double digits to Florida and Georgia. The fan base hangs its head in shame at what is easily the WORST non-conference schedule.
9. Tennessee - 7 wins against a home-field-packed easy schedule . . . and Butch keeps his job . . . to much rejoicing, merriment, plunder, and partaking of loose women by the rest of the SEC.
10. KY and Vandy - Nothing but continued pain for long-suffering fan bases. To which no one outside of Kentucky and Nashville care.
This post was edited on 1/6/15 at 8:30 am
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Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:30 am to Bham4Tide
ugh
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:31 am to Bham4Tide
I agree with most of your predictions except Florida. I think they will struggle during McElwain's first year with guys like Dante Fowler, Matt Jones, and DJ Humprey turning pro
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:32 am to Bham4Tide
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The Dark Crystal
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5. MSU, OM, SC, & Arky - 5-8 wins for each. Rumblings . . . 2 coaches are gone by the end of the year. One fired. One retired.
Seriously though, Spurrier is going to go out on top, not on a 5 win season.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:33 am to CockInYourEar
I don't think he has 20 years of coaching left in him.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:34 am to hg
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I don't think he has 20 years of coaching left in him.
I don't think Miles has 3.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:34 am to CockInYourEar
Hope not
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:38 am to Bham4Tide
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5. MSU, OM, SC, & Arky - 5-8 wins for each. Rumblings . . . 2 coaches are gone by the end of the year. One fired. One retired.
well, I agree with the first half of this.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:40 am to Bham4Tide
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Alabama - Will finish 2nd in the West behind a surprise A&M, Auburn, or LSU team. Will finish with 10-11 wins. But the great crystal senses a savior in the form of a freshman QB, who can still change the shape of things to come.
Not happening.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:47 am to Funky Tide 8
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Not happening.
There is movement in the mist that may yet decide the future. Do not doubt the power of the Dark Crystal ye Unbeliever.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:53 am to Bham4Tide
Nah. Landmass State has weakest OOC schedule.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:57 am to Bham4Tide
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There is movement in the mist that may yet decide the future. Do not doubt the power of the Dark Crystal ye Unbeliever.
Killz???? Is that you, bro??? Put the alter down and back away sloooowly....
Posted on 1/6/15 at 8:59 am to throwingoranges
I'd be shocked is UF won the East next year. They don't have AS much talent as usual and their O is not a one year fix.
This isn't like Gus walking back into Auburn after only a one year hiatus to players he recruited.
This is a dumpster fire O that has had 3 different OC's in 4 years about to have their 4th in 5 and a D that is losing a lot of talent early to the draft.
They also currently hold the 94th class in the country so unless they go nuts down the stretch their talent will not go up in the East with UT, UGA and SC all in top 15 of recruiting currently.
I see UF 4th at best next year.
This isn't like Gus walking back into Auburn after only a one year hiatus to players he recruited.
This is a dumpster fire O that has had 3 different OC's in 4 years about to have their 4th in 5 and a D that is losing a lot of talent early to the draft.
They also currently hold the 94th class in the country so unless they go nuts down the stretch their talent will not go up in the East with UT, UGA and SC all in top 15 of recruiting currently.
I see UF 4th at best next year.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:05 am to sumtimeitbeslikedat
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Killz???? Is that you, bro??? Put the alter down and back away sloooowly....
What the frack are you talking about dude?
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:08 am to CockInYourEar
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I don't think Miles has 3.
Spurrier will retire and Miles will win the SEC within 3 years
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:13 am to Choctaw
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Spurrier will retire and Miles will win the SEC within 3 years
LOL, Does Miles even Offense, bro?
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:14 am to Bham4Tide
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:20 am to CockInYourEar
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LOL, Does Miles even Offense, bro?
yes...yes he does
Posted on 1/6/15 at 9:50 am to Bham4Tide
Still hazy.
Posted on 1/6/15 at 10:08 am to Bham4Tide
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7. Georgia - Will win 10 games . . . and challenge for the East.
Par for the course.
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