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Why do white people love Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats?

Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:39 pm
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:39 pm
Why do black people carry their keys in their front left pocket?

Why do Indians have insufficient breast cancer awareness?
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:46 pm to
quote:

Why do white people love Kellogg's Frosted Mini-Wheats?


Nope

quote:

Why do black people carry their keys in their front left pocket?


Yup


OMG, I am black!
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:49 pm to
Someone told me I sucked at stereotypes. I was like why should I give a frick about stereotypes, I have surround sound.

You're welcome.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:51 pm to
:rimshot:
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 5:52 pm to
Frosted Mini-Wheats are delicious.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:02 pm to
Typical honkey
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:05 pm to
quote:

Why do black people carry their keys in their front left pocket?


I'm white and I do it because I'm left handed.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:11 pm to
quote:


Frosted Mini-Wheats are delicious.


They're my favorite cereal. I am cerious.
Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:12 pm to
Bitch please. Frosted Mini-Wheats aren't even gluten-free. There are so many much whiter foods.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:15 pm to
In China they would force you to be right handed.

Unless you're a girl, then they'd probably just abort you
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
61788 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:17 pm to
They don't count. White people who think they can't handle wheat protein are the equivalent of Uncle Toms. They have sold out their race.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:23 pm to
Wanna have breakfast?
Posted by BlackHelicopterPilot
Top secret lab
Member since Feb 2004
52833 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

Why do black people carry their keys in their front left pocket?



I am right handed. If I am carrying something heavy, it will be in my right hand. When I get to the car, left hand more likely to be free to get key out.


That...and our ginormous genitalia has to be tucked down one pants leg. We choose the right most often. Thus, keys in left
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:30 pm to
I'm gonna be the syrup, you can be my waffle.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:31 pm to
Posted by the808bass
The Lou
Member since Oct 2012
111498 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 6:44 pm to
Lololol
Posted by olemissfan26
MS
Member since Apr 2012
6235 posts
Posted on 1/5/15 at 7:23 pm to
Only cereal in my cabinet
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:35 am to
quote:

Bitch please. Frosted Mini-Wheats aren't even gluten-free. There are so many much whiter foods.



anything by Kashi FTW


but that cinnamon mini wheat is the bomb.
Posted by Carolina_Girl
South Cackalacky
Member since Apr 2012
23973 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 12:50 am to
As a white chick, I think we should donate half of all frosted wheaties to the good folks in Ferguson to burn in one of their riots and the other half to the Indians to burn at one of their ceremonial pow-wows.

That's how much this honkey loves that disgusting excuse for cereal.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 1/6/15 at 1:48 am to
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genro


Why does your sig pic appear to omit Arkansas from the SEC? The brown spot below Missouri and to the left of Tennessee should be red?
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