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re: Investment banker asks random girl to take world trip with him

Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:52 am to
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 10:52 am to
I'd say tell him to buy me a ticket too or kiss my arse goodbye. She isn't hot enough for this to fly if I'm the boyfriend.

Come to think of it I'd probably dump her for even bringing it up, and I'm a very calm person IRL that doesn't fly off the handle very easily.
Posted by CrimsonChin
the gutter.
Member since Feb 2010
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 11:29 am to
This boyfriend needs his man-card revoked. Duck this bitch.
Posted by BluegrassBelle
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Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 12/19/14 at 11:43 am to
quote:

would you actually tell your son that about this girl?


I'd have no problem telling him she's trash and not worth the trouble if she pulls shite like that. I'd absolutely want better for my son. And no, she wouldn't be welcome in my home.

quote:

plus, what would you say to your son about himself? I mean, this guy is a massive douchebag.


I'd hopefully raise a son that was secure enough in himself that he wouldn't let that shite fly. Obviously sometimes you just have to let them make their own mistakes, but something like this I'd definitely speak up about.
Posted by StrawsDrawnAtRandom
Member since Sep 2013
21146 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 11:44 am to
quote:

I hate the term "beta",


I hate the term "Beta" because it's often confused with Omega.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with being second-in-command. I find it easier to run shite when you've got lesser responsibility and more access to your subordinates because they don't fear reprisal.

I know it's a meathead interpretation of Beta, but it still bothers me to some degree.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16950 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 12:57 pm to
Does anyone else think he looks like Cillian Murphy?







Posted by Stan Gable
Memphis
Member since Oct 2014
584 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:08 pm to
She gone.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:55 pm to
Stan Gable

quote:

She gone.



truer words haven't been spoken today.
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 1:57 pm to
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She gone.


Posted by Reservoir dawg
Member since Oct 2013
14096 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:15 pm to
This shouldn't surprise anyone, this would work on almost any chick. If you look like Clooney, it'd work on any married chick as well. How does that make you feel?
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:42 pm to
Reservoir dawg

quote:

This shouldn't surprise anyone, this would work on almost any chick. If you look like Clooney, it'd work on any married chick as well. How does that make you feel?



Jordan? Is that you?
Posted by WhitewaterDawg
Tennessee
Member since Aug 2011
7233 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 2:59 pm to
That poor bastard is going to be damaged for life. What a whore.

Insecurities be flocking like the salmon of Capistrano.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 3:05 pm to
If dump her arse on the spot
Posted by DownSouthJukin
Coaching Changes Board
Member since Jan 2014
27191 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 3:13 pm to
quote:

This shouldn't surprise anyone, this would work on almost any whore. If you look like Clooney, it'd work on any married whore as well. How does that make you feel?


FIFY

Any female with a modicum of respect and morales wouldn't even consider it.
This post was edited on 12/19/14 at 3:15 pm
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 5:02 am to
quote:

nvestment banker asks random girl to take world trip with him


They are all Canadiens so take off ya hosers!

Canadian Investment Banker = loser who could not make it across the Niagara Falls in the Big Apple

Canadian Chick = bigger loser because she will have to travel the worlds most romantic places with a goofy looking white dude

Canadian Chicks's Boyfriend = biggest loser because at least in the movie version with Redford the boyfriend got paid



No wonder folks don't take Canada seriously.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 6:58 am to
What does "Investment banker" even mean?

Sounds like the dude works for a REIT. Which would actually be pretty fricking easy. "Oh I'm gonna take this $15 million out of my company's assets and buy a net leased gov. office building, a net leased walgreens/cvs or a single tenant net leased office building to high credit tenant. I will hold the property for five years and then offer it for sale - most likely to another REIT. Rinse and repeat."

He also looks like a child molester. And who the frick wants to hang out with some random bitch you don't know for a month.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:12 am to
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The second she entertained the idea of applying that relationship should have been over.


Preach

That bf must have zero self respect. What a bitch.
Posted by CheeseburgerEddie
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Member since Oct 2012
15574 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 7:22 am to
You used to be able to just smack some sense into her. Now you gotta let them do all that stupid shite they want to. Thanks a lot ray rice.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
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Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:21 am to
Why would he take an OT 5 around the world. There are plenty of OT 8s with BFs that would take the same trip.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Why would he take an OT 5 around the world. There are plenty of OT 8s with BFs that would take the same trip.


He is probably gay and the bf is gay so they can use the girl as the beard and make money form the corporate folks in the meantime.
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