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re: What's the weirdest metaphor you've heard?

Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:01 pm to
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:01 pm to
Happier than a queer climbing a peter tree...
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55438 posts
Posted on 12/19/14 at 4:15 pm to
He couldn't get laid in a ten-cent whorehouse with a fistful of quarters.
Posted by Bama Shadow
Member since Jan 2009
574 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 2:06 am to
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Which wouldn't be a weird metaphor if he had referred to a game animal... But he said cat which is kind of serial killeris


The cat in this reference is catfish, not the furry kind.

A friend of mine use to always say he was happier than a sissy with a bag full of dicks.
Posted by fltcreektide
Shelbyville
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:26 am to
Dad always said madder than a drunk indian on the wrong train...
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 12/20/14 at 8:31 am to
Not the weirdest but one of the funnier is .... hotter than a $2 whore on nickel night
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