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Email reply from Mizzou about my job application for defensive coordinator

Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:57 am
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:57 am
Doh!!!

From: NoReply NoReply@umsystem.eduhide details
To:

DO NOT RESPOND TO THIS E-MAIL

Thank you for your recent interest with the University of Missouri.

Your application has been reviewed for minimum qualifications. According to the
information provided on your application, you are not qualified for this
position.

For more information please see the frequently asked questions section of our
website. Please continue to check for available jobs on our website.
LINK

Again, we wish to thank you for your interest with the University of Missouri.

Respectfully,

Human Resource Services - MU
Posted by bobsacamano
Member since Oct 2014
159 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:59 am to
lol. So close.
Posted by Crimson Legend
Mount St Gumpus
Member since Nov 2004
15478 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 9:59 am to
There's always Texas A&M.
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19213 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:00 am to
position has been filled.

Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33338 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:02 am to
quote:

Your application has been reviewed for minimum qualifications. According to the information provided on your application, you are not qualified for this position.


Putting Turbo sex falcon under previous employment should get you hired at most jobs. Did you forget to put that in your application?
Posted by Mizzou Fan in Da ATX
Member since Dec 2011
4184 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:04 am to
quote:

There's always Texas A&M.

Posted by tylerdurden24
Member since Sep 2009
46489 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:08 am to
Did you mention that you have experience as a designated driver?
This post was edited on 12/17/14 at 10:09 am
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:09 am to
I hear Miss State needs a DC! It would be a lateral move from your current job.
Posted by gameovergt
Orange Park, FL via Stevenson, AL
Member since Nov 2010
1963 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:10 am to
I hear Miss State needs a DC! It would be a lateral move from your current job.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8098 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:20 am to
Should have included defensive stats from Madden 2014 season.
Posted by Harry Rex Vonner
American southerner
Member since Nov 2013
35959 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:32 am to
This is a great idea

I'm going to apply for HC at Colorado State
Posted by Bluefin
The Banana Stand
Member since Apr 2011
13259 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:33 am to
You know how to coach defenses?!?!!

By gawd, send me your resume now and I will make sure it gets in the hands of Spurrier.
Posted by Spindicus Lofrus
Member since Oct 2014
814 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:50 am to
quote:

Did you mention that you have experience as a designated driver?


A great mentor for your children.

Gary gets cuffed
Posted by bobsacamano
Member since Oct 2014
159 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 10:59 am to
I suggest using some of this guys cover letters as a template:

LINK /
Posted by ZOUForce
Colorado Springs
Member since Sep 2012
85 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 11:33 am to
quote:

Did you mention that you have experience as a designated driver?


Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54718 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 3:47 pm to
Have an upvote for putting in an application!

Nothing like a form letter in response tho. Back in the pre computer days at least you got a signed letter and sometimes it was from somebody big at the time or someone who became famous later.

better luck next time.
Posted by ZouKeeper
Missouri
Member since Nov 2012
778 posts
Posted on 12/17/14 at 4:41 pm to
I'll let you know how my interview goes.
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