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Official Tuck Fexas Thread : post previous bad karma by the nutless bovine here
Posted on 12/8/14 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 12/8/14 at 4:44 pm
Share you favorite reason to Tuck Fexas here.
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Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:27 pm to Cheese Grits
I despised those pompous bastards in the SWC.
It's made me feel good to watch Texass athletics suck ovwr the past few years.
ETA: I was there in 1969
Tuck Fexass!
It's made me feel good to watch Texass athletics suck ovwr the past few years.
ETA: I was there in 1969
Tuck Fexass!
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 5:29 pm
Posted on 12/8/14 at 5:52 pm to ArHog
They are the killer of conferences. Like introducing army ants into a microecosystem Texas kills everything they are attached too. If we gave them provisional membership into the SEC within a decade the conference would be dead.
They are college football ebola.
They are college football ebola.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:03 pm to Cheese Grits
in the 70's, "somebody" stole 12 pairs of my Levi's out of a couple of west Texas washateria washing machines, while I went next door to purchase a few pops with foam on top.
tuck fexas.
tuck fexas.
This post was edited on 12/8/14 at 6:13 pm
Posted on 12/8/14 at 6:55 pm to Ole Geauxt
Damn OG. I bow to your superior hatred for the Whorns. I make you an honorary Hog for the game so you can exalt in the arse beating we will hopefully deliver.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:23 pm to Cheese Grits
The last time I was in Texas I couldn't wait to get back to God's country so I left as soon as I could, which resulted in me speeding down the George Bush Highway at 3 AM, shirtless, while my girlfriend vomited non-stop. Still one of the better times I've had in Dallas.
Posted on 12/8/14 at 7:24 pm to whataboar
What I mean to say is that I hate the entire state and hope it finally secedes from the Union.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 4:35 am to whataboar
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What I mean to say is that I hate the entire state and hope it finally secedes from the Union.
Can't think of anything good that comes from there except all the tall, big haired, rich blonde chicks with fake tits who wear boots and drive lifted trucks their oil tycoon daddies bought them.
I swear they're a fricking dime a dozen around Dallas.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 6:12 am to Hillborn 22
I don't even like 'big' hair and fake tits.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 8:54 am to Cheese Grits
frick Austin with its shitty traffic and gaggles of agressive homeless people. I-40 > I-35.
tRock : 1
Texas : 0
frick the shite-arse river running through your shite-arse capital. Arkansas River (1469 miles) > Colorado River (1450 miles)
tRock : 2
Texas : 0
tRock : 1
Texas : 0
frick the shite-arse river running through your shite-arse capital. Arkansas River (1469 miles) > Colorado River (1450 miles)
tRock : 2
Texas : 0
Posted on 12/9/14 at 5:52 pm to Cheese Grits
They are arrogant fricks with no reason to be arrogant 
Posted on 12/9/14 at 7:51 pm to Arksulli
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Damn OG, your superior hatred for the Whorns.
sulli, I don't think I'd even go back and help em again with santa anna, or santa claws, for that matter.
Posted on 12/9/14 at 8:15 pm to Bear-O-Dactyl
frick texass
Posted on 12/9/14 at 9:10 pm to Bear-O-Dactyl
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Bear-O-Dactyl
Your continous and unwavering support of the 3rd best city in central Arkansas is both inspiring and humbling.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 9:51 am to BennyAndTheInkJets
Official Bear-O-Dactyl Central Arkansas Ratings.
1. *Little Rock (North of 630)
2. West Little Rock
3. Conway
4. Maumelle
5. North Little Rock
6. Benton/Bryant (Same thing)
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47. AIDS
48. ISIS
49. Little Rock (South of 630)
*Denotes incredible bias.
1. *Little Rock (North of 630)
2. West Little Rock
3. Conway
4. Maumelle
5. North Little Rock
6. Benton/Bryant (Same thing)
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47. AIDS
48. ISIS
49. Little Rock (South of 630)
*Denotes incredible bias.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 11:28 am to Bear-O-Dactyl
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:15 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:
Share you favorite reason to Tuck Fexas here.
1) 1969. Made a young boy cry like a young girl.
2) See above.
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:29 pm to Cheese Grits
Tuck Fexus 
Posted on 12/11/14 at 4:43 pm to Bear-O-Dactyl
Going to go ahead and fix what I know you meant to say
quote:
Official Bear-O-Dactyl Central Arkansas Ratings.
1. Grumpy's
2. AIDs
3. ISIS
4. Conway
5. Maumelle's liquor store
6. Maumelle
7. Benton/Bryant (Same thing)
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13. West Little Rock
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27. Little Rock (North of 630)/Little Rock (South of 630) (Same Thing)
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33. North Little Rock
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192. Port-a-potties at EdgeFest
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312. War Memorial Stadium*
*Denotes incredible bias, should be lower.
This post was edited on 12/11/14 at 4:45 pm
Posted on 12/11/14 at 6:17 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
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27. Little Rock (North of 630)/Little Rock (South of 630) (Same Thing)
You shut your whore mouth.
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