Also known as Cyberdildonics. Sex toys that allow another human (or a computer) remote access to the device via Internet or Bluetooth.

I...I suppose it's not that...

Ok, first, Teledildonics has got to be a top 10 word all time. The idea seems intriguing, but if the machines ever do decide to take over, it will be with a robo-pussy, and I don't want to be that vulnerable when it happens.

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Posted by Hardy_Har

Member since Nov 2012

16285 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:44 am to FleshEatingSalsa

Telefleshlightllumination?

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Posted by DMagic

#ChowderPosse

Member since Aug 2010

46375 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 10:58 am to FleshEatingSalsa

Combine this and chat roulette to let strangers control your sex toy.

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Posted by 870Hog

99999 posts

Member since Jul 2011

16189 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 11:15 am to DMagic

Mother of god. The cam whores would never be the same.

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Posted by Col reb 2011

#38

Member since Apr 2013

1614 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:02 pm to FleshEatingSalsa

I would rather be having sex when I die even if it is with metal parts

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Posted by WPBTiger

Parts Unknown

Member since Nov 2011

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Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:25 pm to FleshEatingSalsa

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Posted by LanierSpots

Sarasota, Florida

Member since Sep 2010

61557 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:55 pm to FleshEatingSalsa

No and no

Can you imagine the trolling that would go on

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Posted by FleshEatingSalsa

Floating down the Anduin

Member since Dec 2009

12293 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 12:58 pm to LanierSpots

quote:

Can you imagine the trolling that would go on

Well now I'm kinda looking forward to it.

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Posted by 3nOut

Central Texas, TX

Member since Jan 2013

28818 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:04 pm to FleshEatingSalsa

I jack it to my wife over FaceTime and make sure the map of Hawaii lands on the front facing camera. Is that kinda the same thing?

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Posted by The Spleen

Member since Dec 2010

38865 posts

Posted on 11/24/14 at 1:07 pm to FleshEatingSalsa

I used to have a VHS tape of this how-to sex series and there was one segment on sex toys. One of the toys was remote control panties. You had to be within like 5 feet of them, but the panties had a little vibrator in the crotch. They showed a couple using it at a restaurant and she seemed to really enjoy the chicken fricassee.

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