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Ranking the SEC coaches Power rankings looking forward five years.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 6:57 pm
Posted on 11/23/14 at 6:57 pm
1. Saban : Will retire in 5 years as a mac daddy pimp with 7 titles.
2. Bert: Will make evryone sorry they did fat jokes.
3. Mark Richt: Will win a title before he retires.
4. Muller: Hard to keep him at MSU, Money Talks.
5. Pinkel : Just wins baby, Mizzou loves Sabans teamate.
6. Freeze : Had him top 3 untill 30-0 in a must win game, in 5 years he will
be a legend in Mississippi, .500 in the SEC.
7. Les Miles: Will probably be retired in 5 years, working for a sod farm.
8. Butch Jones: Will make Tennessee relevant, but can't beat Mizzou.
9. Spurrier: Wil be retired but smarting off to senior citizens at the clam bake in Destin every year.
10. Sumlin :Will still have Texas AM going 8-4 every year but.... It's TAMU!!
11. Lil Brother Stoops at Kentucky will be 6-6 every year and they'll be happy.
12.Floridia's Will Muschamp will be staring in Dumb and Dumber tree.
13. Guz Malzhan: will be coaching high school football in Arkansas in 5 years, sponsered by B.S. Pogo sticks.
14.Derick Mason: will be in a west coast convalescence home.
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2. Bert: Will make evryone sorry they did fat jokes.
3. Mark Richt: Will win a title before he retires.
4. Muller: Hard to keep him at MSU, Money Talks.
5. Pinkel : Just wins baby, Mizzou loves Sabans teamate.
6. Freeze : Had him top 3 untill 30-0 in a must win game, in 5 years he will
be a legend in Mississippi, .500 in the SEC.
7. Les Miles: Will probably be retired in 5 years, working for a sod farm.
8. Butch Jones: Will make Tennessee relevant, but can't beat Mizzou.
9. Spurrier: Wil be retired but smarting off to senior citizens at the clam bake in Destin every year.
10. Sumlin :Will still have Texas AM going 8-4 every year but.... It's TAMU!!
11. Lil Brother Stoops at Kentucky will be 6-6 every year and they'll be happy.
12.Floridia's Will Muschamp will be staring in Dumb and Dumber tree.
13. Guz Malzhan: will be coaching high school football in Arkansas in 5 years, sponsered by B.S. Pogo sticks.
14.Derick Mason: will be in a west coast convalescence home.
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Posted on 11/23/14 at 6:58 pm to S.E.C. Crazy
1 Saban
2 Bert
3 Richt
4 Gus
5 Mullen
6 Pinkel
7 Les
8 Steve
9-14 WGAF
2 Bert
3 Richt
4 Gus
5 Mullen
6 Pinkel
7 Les
8 Steve
9-14 WGAF
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:00 pm to S.E.C. Crazy
2-13 is the mark of a great coach. No doubt.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:02 pm to S.E.C. Crazy
you're so bad at trolling, it hurts
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:04 pm to TheMightyTerrier
This isn't totally serious, except Gus.
It's meant to have fun with.
By the way I was laughing at Derick Mason not Boom.
Mason is in over his head in the SEC.
It's meant to have fun with.
By the way I was laughing at Derick Mason not Boom.
Mason is in over his head in the SEC.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:06 pm to beaver
Not a single Arkansas fan here should be bold enough to place us on top of the mountain in five years. That's not how football works for us. We have a 2 or 3 year window now to win and then we'll fall in a crazy newsworthy unbelievable if it weren't us fashion.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:45 pm to Sus-Scrofa
I'm waiting on an airplane to take in Chicago. I regret not staring at the wall to occupy my time.
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:47 pm to S.E.C. Crazy
Keep on melting you crazy man 
Posted on 11/23/14 at 7:51 pm to beaver
quote:
you're so bad at trolling, it hurts
I actually think he's dumb enough to believe every bit of it.
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