Destiny and the Number 17

Last Saturday was the beginning of a great, big undertaking in Arkansas history. It is simply foretold by fate. Mark this down, children, as the Rise of the Big Star, Arkansas, begins over the vast horizon.

The Decline: Even in its fall, Arkansas's eventual fate as the masters of the SEC was predicted. The loss of 17 straight games was not an ill omen of punishment for largesse and greed, but a prophecy of greater abundance to come.

The Mark: Arkansas's victory over LSU was written on the stars. LSU went into the game as the 17 ranked team in the country.

The Turning Point: Arkansas defeated LSU by 17 points, signifying this not merely as the end of their enormous troubles but the beginning of a great rise to power.

The Ascent: This, children, is where the story begins. We can expect Arkansas to put together a win streak of 17 games starting in November 2016.

The Destined: Fulfilling the prophecy, Arkansas will win out in the '17 regular season and win the national title game.

It's destiny, fellas. tFlagship has risen. We are all fricked