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Dak Prescott wil emerge as the frontrunner for two trophies Saturday Night

Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:28 pm
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:28 pm
Posted by Tigerfan56
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Posted by dawgM2
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:42 pm to
YES

Posted by BamaNixon
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

Tigerfan56


What's it like to dickride Mississippi State?

tDecline. It's real, and it's spectacular.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:44 pm to
What's it like to play your flesh fiddle alone every weekend?
Posted by Al Bundy Bulldog
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Posted by WestCoastAg
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Posted by BamaNixon
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:47 pm to
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What's it like to play your flesh fiddle alone every weekend?



Dude, with all the blow I do on the weekend, even the 5-6 $1000 hookers I hire can't give me a boner. I'd need a map to even find my dick, and I certainly can't be expected to read a map when I've got cocaine eyes.
Posted by Old Sarge
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:49 pm to
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:49 pm to
That picture is hilarious.


It also will be used if Dak stinks it up against UA.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:50 pm to
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5-6 $1000 hookers



Does the price get higher when they're more hung?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:51 pm to
Posted by BamaNixon
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:53 pm to
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Does the price get higher when they're more hung?



Wish I could tell you, buddy, but I haven't really explored that market. If I did, I'd certainly pay for quality. If you're looking for bargain-basement well-hung guys, best of luck to you.
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:54 pm to
yeah if you have any leads let me know
Posted by BamaNixon
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:55 pm to
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yeah if you have any leads let me know



Just ask your father.

OH shite! See what I did there?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:55 pm to
I wouldn't
Posted by YStar
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 2:59 pm to
Very original thread OP. Only the 10th time someone posted that.
Posted by blzr
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Posted by NIH
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 3:02 pm to
thanks random white noise poster
Posted by TigaGoo4TBlew
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Posted on 11/14/14 at 3:39 pm to
and an upvote for you sir
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