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SDS: LSU offense facing uphill battle vs. Ole Miss
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:04 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:04 am
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This guy knows what's coming.
I was looking for an article praising LSU's offense to even things out but I couldn't find one because LSU runs a made-up fricking fairy tail offense that might be the worst in the history of college football.
I'm changing my score prediction to 52-0 with a mercy knee with 3 minutes left in the 3rd.
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Les Miles’ LSU teams have hit offensive droughts at various points in his time in Baton Rouge. Despite not leaving Death Valley this Saturday, the Tigers are about to wander into the Sahara Desert of college football.
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No. 3 Mississippi invades Tiger Stadium on Saturday, bringing along a defense that devours opposing offenses as a bedtime snack.
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Ole Miss sit at or near the top of the national ranks in most major defensive categories: first in points allowed (10.6 per game), eighth in total defense (290.6 yards per game), third in total turnovers forced (20). Any game against the Rebels is a brutal 60 minutes.
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The line is going to be the most crucial element of LSU’s offense if they hope to score against Ole Miss. Put simply: if blockers don’t stay on their man against the Rebels, the ball carrier is dead meat. Defensive linemen Robert Nkemdiche and Marquis Haynes are both destructive when it comes to ruining pockets and blowing up running plays before they even get going, and Ole Miss’s 4-2-5 defensive setup allows them to swarm to the ball like bees.
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Special teams and defensive scores aren’t a sustainable method of offense, obviously, but putting points on the board against the Rebels is just as difficult as find an oasis in the desert.
This guy knows what's coming.
I was looking for an article praising LSU's offense to even things out but I couldn't find one because LSU runs a made-up fricking fairy tail offense that might be the worst in the history of college football.
I'm changing my score prediction to 52-0 with a mercy knee with 3 minutes left in the 3rd.
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Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:07 am to sorantable
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I'm changing my score prediction to 52-0 with a mercy knee with 3 minutes left in the 3rd.
pretty much...
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:08 am to sorantable
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LSU runs a made-up fricking fairy tail offense that might be the worst in the history of college football.
This is the best description I've read so far
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:13 am to Coater
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52-0 with a mercy knee
what did this feel like? tell us.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:14 am to sorantable
LSU by 3 TDs
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:15 am to mikeytig
I won't spoil it for you. Just wait until Saturday to experience it.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:15 am to mikeytig
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what did this feel like? tell us.
Yes do tell!
Go to hell Ole Piss Rebel Black Bear Land Sharks!
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 10:58 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:15 am to mikeytig
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what did this feel like? tell us.
This post calls for technicalities.
It was 52-3.
Also, I will let you know Sunday morning.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:15 am to SwayzeBalla
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:16 am to Wild Thang
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LSU to lose by at least 3 TDs
FIFY WT
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:17 am to sorantable
All the rest of us know what's coming too, FWIW
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 9:18 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:18 am to SwayzeBalla
quote:Really? That's kind of sad because LSU is averaging a mere 18ypg less than your own offense. So I guess your offense sucks, too.
This is the best description I've read so far
I've never seen a fan base that was so sure of a win have to convince themselves of victory over and over and over again. For as much as you've downplayed LSU and pumped-up yourselves, this should be a meaningless win for you, right?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:18 am to sorantable
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fairy tail
And tell us what this is like also cuz I'm confused.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:19 am to sorantable
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sorantable
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Also, I will let you know Sunday morning
No I want to know now. You were getting your pussy asses beat so bad the head coach of a rival SEC team ordered his qb to take a knee early in the game.
what did it feel like?
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 9:21 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:20 am to Grit-Eating Shin
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Really? That's kind of sad because LSU is averaging a mere 18ypg less than your own offense. So I guess your offense sucks, too.
You do realize that our offense has been probably the most vanilla, conservative offense in the country due to the strength of our defense, don't you?
If not, I would implore you to do some research. When the offense has needed to score points, they have scored points. Every single time.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:21 am to mikeytig
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what did it feel like?
I was there and it felt like any other game did that year. The coaches had quit on the team and the team had quit on the coaches. We had just lost to Louisiana Tech 27-7. Carry on though.
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:23 am to demtigers73
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Go to hell Ole Piss Rebel Balck Bear Land Sharks!
Whats a Balck Bear?
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:24 am to sorantable
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LSU runs a made-up fricking fairy tail offense that might be the worst in the history of college football.
So true.Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:25 am to sorantable
quote:Oh, now you're making excuses for your shitty offense. Interesting.
You do realize that our offense has been probably the most vanilla, conservative offense in the country due to the strength of our defense, don't you?
FYI, Wisconsin is ahead of ode miss in total defense. That worked out pretty well for us.
This post was edited on 10/23/14 at 9:28 am
Posted on 10/23/14 at 9:27 am to Grit-Eating Shin
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For as much as you've downplayed LSU and pumped-up yourselves, this should be a meaningless win for you, right?
you would be correct. this season red stick is sort of like a rest area that you stop to relieve yourself at, on the way to Disney world or sum shite.
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