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Hatin arse Spurrier in mid season form

Posted on 10/14/14 at 10:15 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 10/14/14 at 10:15 pm
https://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2014/10/14/6977681/hatin-arse-spurrier-says-every-school-can-be-a-safety-school

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Pac-12's got more missed kicks than Nick Saban's time as a Rockette.

Oh, I'm just kidding. Rockettes gotta be 5'6".


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I'd be surprised at Texas A&M struggling, but it's not like you remember those guys at the Alamo for winnin', do you?


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Auburn had so much trouble gettin' into the Mississippi State end zone you'd think it was a Georgia satellite campus.


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Signatures are frowned on in Athens because that's how you wind up scheduling a loss to Colorado.


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FSU fans complain that we're overlooking this team, but we're just following the Tallahassee Police Department rules and regs.


Posted by Loathor
Columbia, SC
Member since Jun 2012
2369 posts
Posted on 10/15/14 at 11:39 am to
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Don't worry about bad press with a loss this weekend, Notre Dame, no one reports it when a Seminole beats you in Leon County.


Wow... very nice line there.


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"knock knock/ who's there/ coach mora/ coach mora who/ coach mora them Ducks just scored on you" Damn right I wrote that one on the wall of a Cracker Barrel bathroom.




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I don't know what Alabama fans are so disappointed about. A 14-13 matchup between Alabama and Arkansas usually results in a baby grandma ends up raising.




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Had to be a sad day at Gainesville Elementary when Will Muschamp's teacher asked him to put seven on the board


Kicking a downed man? Nope, count it...

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I'd be surprised at Texas A&M struggling, but it's not like you remember those guys at the Alamo for winnin', do you?


I'm stealing this one... for if we ever beat them...


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