The team will better next week, my beard is coming off

So here's the thing, I grow a really good beard, and the ladies love it. I grew it out for the first time for no shave November 2010 and we lost to auburn. Last year I rationalize growing it again for November with some buddies and had it till the new year and we all saw how that worked out. This year got sick ole miss week didn't shave and it came back. I again rationalized that there is no way my beard has any effect on the game, then we lost. This week I said okay there's no way we lose to Arkansas the team will get it together and the loss will serve as a wake up call and we will destroy them, I won't have to shave it and this will prove my beard has no effect on the game. So today, as much as this hurts me, my beard will be shaved never to return. Your welcome.