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Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:03 am
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:03 am
Most around here got off lightly. The woman sustained no injuries as I never itentionally went after her. She did have to duck a flying chair, but I wasn't necessarily aiming it her when I threw it.
This loss is the worst thing to happen since the Sugar Bowl, but really didn't upset me near as much as most Bama losses in the last half decade (UF ripping the hearts out of Vols fans everywhere helped ease the sting as well). That being said, my step kids didn't show any signs of being upset at all. They each received 16 belt lashings for this. They thought their night was over, and went to bed. Their slumber was very short lived though, as they each received a flurry of more belt whoopins when it became apparent that the AU/LSU game was going to be nothing more than 3 hours of Auburn rape.
Usually, the cats get what's comin' to 'em when the Tide loses, but I don't recall giving them their dose of kickass. It's possible this occurred during a blackout.
Everyone is hoping for a Bucs' win today. While Bucs' losses don't usually lead to beatings, one today would no doubt divert my thoughts back to the events of yesterday, and that can't be good for anyone.
As it stands now, all of the kids seem good. There's maybe a dozen or so visible bruises, and only one of them is noticeably limping.
So, what about the rest of my Bama brethren? How did your loved ones fare?
This loss is the worst thing to happen since the Sugar Bowl, but really didn't upset me near as much as most Bama losses in the last half decade (UF ripping the hearts out of Vols fans everywhere helped ease the sting as well). That being said, my step kids didn't show any signs of being upset at all. They each received 16 belt lashings for this. They thought their night was over, and went to bed. Their slumber was very short lived though, as they each received a flurry of more belt whoopins when it became apparent that the AU/LSU game was going to be nothing more than 3 hours of Auburn rape.
Usually, the cats get what's comin' to 'em when the Tide loses, but I don't recall giving them their dose of kickass. It's possible this occurred during a blackout.
Everyone is hoping for a Bucs' win today. While Bucs' losses don't usually lead to beatings, one today would no doubt divert my thoughts back to the events of yesterday, and that can't be good for anyone.
As it stands now, all of the kids seem good. There's maybe a dozen or so visible bruises, and only one of them is noticeably limping.
So, what about the rest of my Bama brethren? How did your loved ones fare?
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Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:05 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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That being said, my step kids didn't show any signs of being upset at all. They each received 16 belt lashings for this. They thought their night was over, and went to bed. Their slumber was very short lived though, as they each received a flurry of more belt whoopins when it became apparent that the AU/LSU game was going to be nothing more than 3 hours of Auburn rape.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:07 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:08 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
This is disturbing on many levels.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:08 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
My girlfriend was out of town so she dodged the black eye she had coming but I did assault a random Auburn fan last night.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:09 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:09 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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t's possible this occurred during a blackout.
Think I had one of those myself. :roll eyes:
Thankfully someone must have disconnected the internet for me as I am not banned this morning.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:11 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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This is disturbing on many levels.
This^
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:12 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
The most important thing is that no Dad shot at his son and no opposing fans were tea bagged, that we know of.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:12 am to Bama54
I shot my sister in the leg, but she'll live. She said, "that looks like a facemask to me" at the wrong time.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:15 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
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my step kids didn't show any signs of being upset at all. They each received 16 belt lashings for this. They thought their night was over, and went to bed. Their slumber was very short lived though, as they each received a flurry of more belt whoopins when it became apparent that the AU/LSU game was going to be nothing more than 3 hours of Auburn rape.
You owe me a Dr. Pepper and a new keyboard.
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:24 am to Bama54
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Thankfully someone must have disconnected the internet for me as I am not banned this morning
That's too bad
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:25 am to Govt Tide
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My girlfriend was out of town so she dodged the black eye she had coming but I did assault a random Auburn fan last night.
My daughter was at my sister's place yesterday. They're a Gator home. She might have lucked out by not being here. I called my brother in law, and asked how she took the Bama loss. He said she was super pissed and was swearing, breaking shite, and even kicked one of her cousins' teeth out. He might be covering for her, though. He knows the beating for swearing/being violent will be far less severe than a "not being pissed off enough after a Bama loss" beating.
This post was edited on 10/5/14 at 10:26 am
Posted on 10/5/14 at 10:48 am to MrFreakinMiyagi
Yeah, the Auburn fan had the nerve to be wearing an Auburn shirt in a restaurant while watching the Auburn/LSU game. Can you believe the nerve of that? I had to teach her a lesson.
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