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One last question about Bert
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am
OK, as everyone knows, it was hotter than a two peckered goat yesterday at the game yet Bert was wearing a long sleeved raincoat the whole time. Is he just the "be prepared" type or was it one of those sweat inducing weight loss jackets fat guys wear?
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am to AUCatfish
No answer, but I did think that was weird. Bert is a weird dude though.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:55 am to AUCatfish
I am not sure but I am startin' to feel sorry for the guy. NAH..
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:10 am to TheChiznit
Loved it when we came back out and drove it down the field w/ just runs while running the play clock out every play. It was glorious.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:20 am to Smoke7024
It's supposedly a "superstition" thing
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:32 am to AUCatfish
Yeah I was like dude has to be burning up
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:32 am to AUCatfish
I remember seeing him on screen and thinking "WTF is he doing in a damn jacket"? I figured it was a weight loss deal?
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:35 am to Aubie Spr96
I was fricking sweating like a pig when I saw him out there with that damn thing on.
WTF?
WTF?
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:29 pm to LanierSpots
Yea I was sweating my arse off. Dripping everywhere. Don't think I've sweated like that just sitting down in a long time.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:35 pm to AUtigerNOLA
Bert is thicker than a cold pot of cheese grits.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:41 pm to Fear The Thumb
He had to have some type of cooling apparatus under that jacket. I have never been that uncomfortable at JHS. I nearly passed out.
But no way Fatty could have survived without something like that.
But no way Fatty could have survived without something like that.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:51 pm to jrljr
Just for giggles I figured my fluid intake at the game:
4 bottles of water with ice
1 regular coke
1/2 a jumbo Dr. Pepper
Finally had to pee during the lightning delay...lol
Only game I can remember being that hot was the 2003 USCw game.
4 bottles of water with ice
1 regular coke
1/2 a jumbo Dr. Pepper
Finally had to pee during the lightning delay...lol
Only game I can remember being that hot was the 2003 USCw game.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:54 pm to AUCatfish
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4 bottles of water with ice
Check
quote:
1/2 a jumbo Dr. Pepper
Mine was a Coke Zero
Then I had one of those big Icy things. Banana.
Lots of calories and sugar but that thing was cold and brought my temps down.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:54 pm to AUCatfish
Jesse Palmer did make a funny comment when a cameraman panned over to BB. BB was pouring down sweat. He had to be miserable. What a fricking idiot. We were gonna go to the game & when that humidity set in, I went into the RV & cranked up both ACs and watched it inside.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:55 pm to AUCatfish
quote:ugh, frick that game
2003 USCw game
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:09 pm to Nortizzle
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ugh, frick that game
frick it hard...just horrible
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:27 pm to LanierSpots
quote:I had swamp arse the entire game. My damn arms, legs and forehead were dripping sweat. We didn't get ANY shade until about midway through the 3rd quarter. I drank 3 bottles of water (thank God for the tub of free water by our section). All in all, I didn't give a frick. I woke up with serious sunburn but it was all worth it.
I was fricking sweating like a pig when I saw him out there with that damn thing on.
I almost had to fight some geriatric frick sitting 2 rows behind us, though. Guy had on head phones and was yelling "SIT DOWN" every time people stood up to get into the game. He was also yelling at the Arkansas players when they appeared hurt and was just an overall obnoxious guy. He left a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:38 pm to TTsTowel
frick that fricking geriatric frick.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to CreoleAubie
Mother fricking upvoted.
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:41 pm to TTsTowel
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He left a bad taste in my mouth.
So he was a pervert too?
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