Started By
Message

One last question about Bert

Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am
OK, as everyone knows, it was hotter than a two peckered goat yesterday at the game yet Bert was wearing a long sleeved raincoat the whole time. Is he just the "be prepared" type or was it one of those sweat inducing weight loss jackets fat guys wear?
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:54 am to
No answer, but I did think that was weird. Bert is a weird dude though.
Posted by TheChiznit
Sugar Hill, GA
Member since Feb 2010
2174 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 10:55 am to
I am not sure but I am startin' to feel sorry for the guy. NAH..
Posted by Smoke7024
Member since Jun 2010
22644 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:10 am to
Loved it when we came back out and drove it down the field w/ just runs while running the play clock out every play. It was glorious.
Posted by LordByron
Member since Nov 2013
259 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:20 am to
It's supposedly a "superstition" thing
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:32 am to
Yeah I was like dude has to be burning up
Posted by Aubie Spr96
lolwut?
Member since Dec 2009
41069 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:32 am to
I remember seeing him on screen and thinking "WTF is he doing in a damn jacket"? I figured it was a weight loss deal?
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61576 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 11:35 am to
I was fricking sweating like a pig when I saw him out there with that damn thing on.


WTF?


Posted by AUtigerNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since Apr 2011
17107 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:29 pm to
Yea I was sweating my arse off. Dripping everywhere. Don't think I've sweated like that just sitting down in a long time.
Posted by Fear The Thumb
Coastal, AL
Member since Nov 2012
3368 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:35 pm to
Bert is thicker than a cold pot of cheese grits.
Posted by jrljr
Member since Aug 2012
4074 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 2:41 pm to
He had to have some type of cooling apparatus under that jacket. I have never been that uncomfortable at JHS. I nearly passed out.

But no way Fatty could have survived without something like that.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:51 pm to
Just for giggles I figured my fluid intake at the game:
4 bottles of water with ice
1 regular coke
1/2 a jumbo Dr. Pepper

Finally had to pee during the lightning delay...lol

Only game I can remember being that hot was the 2003 USCw game.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61576 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:54 pm to
quote:

4 bottles of water with ice


Check

quote:

1/2 a jumbo Dr. Pepper


Mine was a Coke Zero

Then I had one of those big Icy things. Banana.

Lots of calories and sugar but that thing was cold and brought my temps down.
Posted by plazadweller
South Georgia
Member since Jul 2011
11441 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:54 pm to
Jesse Palmer did make a funny comment when a cameraman panned over to BB. BB was pouring down sweat. He had to be miserable. What a fricking idiot. We were gonna go to the game & when that humidity set in, I went into the RV & cranked up both ACs and watched it inside.
Posted by Nortizzle
Posibarner™ Captain
Member since Nov 2006
23170 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 4:55 pm to
quote:

2003 USCw game
ugh, frick that game
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:09 pm to
quote:

ugh, frick that game


frick it hard...just horrible
Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91641 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 7:27 pm to
quote:

I was fricking sweating like a pig when I saw him out there with that damn thing on.
I had swamp arse the entire game. My damn arms, legs and forehead were dripping sweat. We didn't get ANY shade until about midway through the 3rd quarter. I drank 3 bottles of water (thank God for the tub of free water by our section). All in all, I didn't give a frick. I woke up with serious sunburn but it was all worth it.

I almost had to fight some geriatric frick sitting 2 rows behind us, though. Guy had on head phones and was yelling "SIT DOWN" every time people stood up to get into the game. He was also yelling at the Arkansas players when they appeared hurt and was just an overall obnoxious guy. He left a bad taste in my mouth.
Posted by CreoleAubie
NC
Member since Sep 2008
2909 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:38 pm to
frick that fricking geriatric frick.

Posted by TTsTowel
RIP Bow9den/Coastie
Member since Feb 2010
91641 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:39 pm to
Mother fricking upvoted.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105387 posts
Posted on 8/31/14 at 8:41 pm to
quote:

He left a bad taste in my mouth.


So he was a pervert too?
































first pageprev pagePage 1 of 1Next pagelast page
refresh

Back to top
logoFollow SECRant for SEC Football News
Follow us on Twitter and Facebook to get the latest updates on SEC Football and Recruiting.

FacebookTwitter