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Will Bert even show up to the stadium on Saturday?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:52 pm
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:52 pm
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International Bacon Day or Bacon Day is an unofficial observance held on the Saturday before Labor Day in the United States.
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Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:53 pm to beaver
He always keeps bacon in his pocket, so he will be fine.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:53 pm to beaver
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Will Bert even show up to the stadium on Saturday?
Yes, some parts of him will get there quicker than others, but yes he will show up.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:53 pm to beaver
Bert is a weird guy.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:54 pm to beaver
Bet he slips on the way.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:55 pm to beaver
The guy makes 3 million dollars a year. I think he can afford to have someone to fry some bacon up for him at the stadium.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:56 pm to Serraneaux
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Serraneaux
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Bert is a weird guy.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 12:58 pm to beaver
This is a sign from God
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:02 pm to TheCheshireHog
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The guy makes 3 million dollars a year. I think he can afford to have someone to fry some bacon up for him at the stadium.
seriously. I have no doubt a GA was hired for just such a task.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:05 pm to sugatowng
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This is a sign from God
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:05 pm to beaver
Bert will not be caught unprepared for bacon day. He's ready to roll like a weeble wobble.
A light snack you say.... Bert is ready
A light snack you say.... Bert is ready
This post was edited on 8/28/14 at 1:07 pm
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:09 pm to beaver
is it considered cannibalism for Bert to ingest pork products?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:11 pm to NYCAuburn
No. It's not uncommon for pigs to eat their piglets. They are cool with it.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:11 pm to NYCAuburn
just saw this..
"Recruit Kai Locksley Calls Auburn Fans “Creepy” For Posting Pic Of His Mom"
"Recruit Kai Locksley Calls Auburn Fans “Creepy” For Posting Pic Of His Mom"
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:13 pm to Harry Rex Vonner
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Harry Rex Vonner
I think you should just accept your award now for most rustled by Auburn/Gus
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:31 pm to NYCAuburn
I can't wait to watch all you Auburn losers melt down…gonna be epic
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:35 pm to PigBenis
don't hold your breath and please join the bet
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:36 pm to beaver
7 posts? He probably already is in it and getting his alters post count up in anticipation of losing the bet.
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:45 pm to PigBenis
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I can't wait to watch all you Auburn losers melt down…gonna be epic
What changed your mind from this:
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I think we get destroyed by Auburn
or are you one of the arky fans celebrating the line moving as a moral victory?
Posted on 8/28/14 at 1:56 pm to beaver
Is the ban bet just a straight-up Win/Loss thing? Or is the spread a consideration.
Change it to, "If Arkansas stays within 21 points, Auburn fans must blah, blah." "If Auburn wins by 21+ points, Arkansas fans must blah, blah."
Also, ban bets are stupid.
Change it to, "If Arkansas stays within 21 points, Auburn fans must blah, blah." "If Auburn wins by 21+ points, Arkansas fans must blah, blah."
Also, ban bets are stupid.
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