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What's your Bertsession level today?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:11 am
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:11 am
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:13 am to CtotheVrzrbck
i just ate an entire pack of deep fried oreos with a side of fried chicken. im so bert right now
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Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:14 am to auzach91
You are so "Alabama right now" is what I think you meant. It's ok that you are trashy.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:22 am to BaconKillz
i am neither from nor live in alabama. frick off pig
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:24 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Post pics of Jenn
Posted on 8/21/14 at 2:43 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'd lick his wife's butthole, is that bertsessed enough for you. You know she needs the dick, even if that fricker has a 12 incher he only has 4 usable inches because of the gut awning.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 3:14 am to BOSCEAUX
Slightly lower than his cholesterol. About 12,000.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 3:50 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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What's your Bertsession level today?
Somewhere between 104 and 0.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:25 am to MykTide
he's fat
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:26 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Who's that fat guy?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:36 am to BaconKillz
A little angry this AM?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:38 am to BIGJLAW
I bet beavers is the same as Bert's weight.
Off the charts
Off the charts
Posted on 8/21/14 at 5:57 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Thanks for this. Sometimes I completely forget about coaches in the SEC who have never even won a conference game. Good job making sure we don't forget him.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:07 am to CtotheVrzrbck
By level, do mean degrees, meters, pounds...what?
Posted on 8/21/14 at 6:09 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'm mildly bertsessed with a chance of fat
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:19 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I thoroughly enjoyed the Barry Alvarez cameo.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:24 am to auzach91
I just ate a double cheeseburger with Krispy Creme doughnuts for a bun. Side of fried twinkies and sweet tea. That was snack. Watching my figure.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:25 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:28 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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What's your Bertsession level today?
On a scale of 0-10, I'd have to say 0. Just like his number of SEC wins.
Posted on 8/21/14 at 7:30 am to PharmacistReb
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I thoroughly enjoyed the Barry Alvarez cameo.
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