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If you go see Fifty Shades of Grey, you gon' burn

Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:09 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:09 pm
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TLDR: Real Christians don't watch this smut

This post was edited on 7/29/14 at 5:10 pm
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:10 pm to
Luckily my girlfriend has zero interest in this.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:10 pm to
Oh it's going to be one of the worst movies of all-time, no doubt about that.
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:11 pm to
If twilight wasn't bad enough, this shite is twilight fan fiction
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:14 pm to
Mine is fricking ate up with it sooooooooooo

FML
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:17 pm to
T&P
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:18 pm to
Maybe you'll get a pity frick out of it.
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 5:54 pm to
At least you'll slay after
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 6:15 pm to
"...a movie based on a book that romanticizes a sociopathic pervert who sexually dominates a young, impressionable woman."

Soft porn. I'd rather watch real porn.
Posted by CatFan81
Decatur, GA
Member since May 2009
47188 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 6:19 pm to
I don't even know what this is but every person that I've seen talk about it is always talking about how amazing church was on Sunday.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 6:26 pm to
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I don't even know what this is



From what I've gathered, it's Patrick Bateman from American Psycho hate fricking a retarded girl.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 6:29 pm to
Why would anyone go see that when they can just watch porn at home?
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68468 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 6:30 pm to
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Oh it's going to be one of the worst movies of all-time, no doubt about that.


Only way I would consider watching it is if it has an NC-17 rating. There's no way that happens though.
Posted by betweenthebara
nowhere
Member since May 2013
6183 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:33 pm to
The dude who wrote that article rarely gets laid, and when he does it's always missionary with the lights off and under the covers.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:39 pm to
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The dude who wrote that article rarely gets laid, and when he does it's always missionary with the lights off and under the covers.



Aww, poor guy.

Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 7/29/14 at 7:46 pm to
A friend on FB posted a link to a similar article yesterday. Happens to be married to a Baptist preacher. I replied that I hadn't considered going to see it before. Now? I'm in!

I still have no interest, but I don't get what the author is hoping to accomplish. I'm pretty sure he'll accomplish exactly the opposite of what he intended.
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