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The next Ice Age is imminent
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:27 am
Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:27 am
The next ice age will begin any day. One day you'll wake up buried beneath nine stories of snow.
It's all part of a dependable, predictable cycle, a natural cycle that returns like clockwork every 11,500 years. And the last ice age ended almost exactly 11,500 years ago...
Sea levels fall during every ice age. During the last ice age, sea levels dropped around 400 feet.
A land bridge will appear from Siberia to Alaska. The appearance of Britain and the islands of Southeast Asia will change. The Hudson Bay will be filled. Florida will double in size. New Orleans and southern Louisiana for that matter will now be safe from sinking into the gulf.
It's all part of a dependable, predictable cycle, a natural cycle that returns like clockwork every 11,500 years. And the last ice age ended almost exactly 11,500 years ago...
Sea levels fall during every ice age. During the last ice age, sea levels dropped around 400 feet.
A land bridge will appear from Siberia to Alaska. The appearance of Britain and the islands of Southeast Asia will change. The Hudson Bay will be filled. Florida will double in size. New Orleans and southern Louisiana for that matter will now be safe from sinking into the gulf.
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Posted on 7/24/14 at 1:42 am to Gcockboi
Great now the Russians will have an easy means to invade 
Posted on 7/24/14 at 2:15 am to Gcockboi
Winter is coming
Posted on 7/24/14 at 3:33 am to Gcockboi
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New Orleans and southern Louisiana for that matter will now be safe from sinking into the gulf.
This would be awesome
Posted on 7/24/14 at 6:12 am to Gcockboi
Your math is faulty. How can the last ice age have occurred 11,500 years ago when the earth is only ~6,000 years old?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 6:20 am to Gcockboi
Florida does look fatter.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 6:25 am to DirtyDawg
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Great now the Russians will have an easy means to invade
You're not that far off; during the winter you can actually walk from Russia to Alaska over the ice.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 6:26 am to crispyUGA
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Your math is faulty. How can the last ice age have occurred 11,500 years ago when the earth is only ~6,000 years old?
And
Away
We
Go
Posted on 7/24/14 at 6:58 am to JCinBAMA
That map is definitive evidence of what I've been saying for years...
Even Jesus hates Canadians.
Even Jesus hates Canadians.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 7:12 am to Gcockboi
I thought you were gonna quit doing drugs?
Posted on 7/24/14 at 7:18 am to JCinBAMA
Florida looks like a chode.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 7:18 am to Gcockboi
I don't ever recall hearing of Polar Vortex events when I was younger. Maybe a cooling phase is coming.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 7:19 am to Gcockboi
The scary thing is the south would be invaded by
Yankees.
Yankees.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 7:27 am to JCinBAMA
No, in the documentary "The Day After Tomorrow", it clearly shows that climate change happens too quickly and they'll mostly all die.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:34 am to Gcockboi
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One day you'll wake up buried beneath nine stories of snow.
If you're buried beneath nine stories of snow, you're not waking up.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 8:41 am to crispyUGA
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they'll mostly all die.
We can only hope
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:01 am to Jobu93
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Maybe a cooling phase is coming.
It's been here for 15 years now.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:06 am to CatFan81
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One day you'll wake up buried beneath nine stories of snow.
If you're buried beneath nine stories of snow, you're not waking up.
which can only mean one thing...Ice Zombies!!!
Winter is Coming
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:14 am to Gcockboi
Ice Age is the kind of movie franchise that could go on forever.
Posted on 7/24/14 at 9:18 am to sorantable
It's really not.
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