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I'll be joining lat on the sideline for a while.

Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:28 pm
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42348 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:28 pm
Note the date 7/20/14.

Two girlfriends are pregnant and the third is pissed about it.

A change in address is needed before the child support petitions arrive.

Seriously, tho, I shouldn't be fricking off on tRant at new job like the old, at least for a little while, and needy pregnant girlfriends are starting to take up the nights and weekends.

So Long, Fair-well, and however the rest of that shite goes.

I will try to make time to post congratulating Arkansas on their win over Auburn in 40 some odd days, till then...
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:45 pm to
Congrats on the Herp, Bastard Children, and new living quarters Dale!! May your penis not disappear when the womens get hormonal.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 8:46 pm to



Sounds like a good plan. 'grats on the forward steps.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 9:46 pm to
Posted by Rig
BHM
Member since Aug 2011
41856 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 9:48 pm to
Peace out Dale. Look forward to your post in forty days
Posted by Hubbhogg
Fayettechill
Member since Dec 2010
13425 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 9:59 pm to
I don't think you can stay away that long Dale
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40855 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:01 pm to
Say it ain't so Dale.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:21 pm to
Posted by Razorback Reverend
Member since Dec 2013
22717 posts
Posted on 7/20/14 at 10:30 pm to
when the Lord said, "Go forth and multiply" he wasn't depending upon only one man Dale....

Slow ur Roll...

Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123590 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:35 am to
:|
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:49 am to
quote:

Two girlfriends are pregnant and the third is pissed about it.


quote:

child support petitions arrive.



You weren't doing it right
Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5935 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 8:57 am to
SEC Rant has become too much of a shite show lately.

I've got to the point where I just lurk over there occasionaly, get pissed and have to stop myself from getting "hooked", then stop by to post on here some.

Pop in and say howdy on this board every once and a while at least.
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33329 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:16 am to
quote:

I've got to the point where I just lurk over there occasionaly, get pissed and have to stop myself from getting "hooked", then stop by to post on here some.


You mean you don't like to hate-read "Bert is fat" a hundred times a day?
Posted by Notherdamnhog
Huntsville, Al
Member since Aug 2010
5935 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:36 am to
Though the SEC Rant has never been much more than a flame contest it's gotten ridiculous lately.

At times you could have some interesting threads that would help to gauge what other fanbases thoughts were but not anymore.

The juveniles and wanna be juveniles have taken over. Still has its moments and still beats the hell out of Tardville.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37295 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 9:41 am to
the rant sucks totally right now.

bye dale! i will truly miss your posting. p.s. stop putting it in everyone, skank.


Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 11:05 am to
G'dammit, Dale. I never took you for a pussayyyyyy
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 11:13 am to
Don't say pussay around Dale, he'll put a baby in it.
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 11:16 am to
No babies on board please
Posted by Hog Leg
NWA
Member since Dec 2010
970 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 2:24 pm to
quote:

Two girlfriends are pregnant and the third is pissed about it.


Wait, he's not kidding? Holy balls.

Hey - I have 2 on the way, too. But they're both in one person and she's my wife, not one of my 3 womenz.

Yeah, you prolly need to do some work so you can pay for these little rascals. $7000 in diapers in first 3 yrs for 2 kiddos.

Or, about $25k of taxed money per year in overall costs.
This post was edited on 7/21/14 at 2:26 pm
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 7/21/14 at 7:13 pm to
screw the 19th post
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