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SEC footbll,12 year old McClelland, and Big Cedar Lodge Commmon?

Posted on 7/10/14 at 11:53 pm
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/10/14 at 11:53 pm
Nuthin at all.

I'm drinking it at Big Cedar while a singing cowboy who looks like rid stewaert with a cowboy har sings western paraodies to a crowd of about...oh...50 or 60 and I'm laughing and shooting the shite with our crew, telling jokes like thiss: so...a dislexic walks into a bra...everyone laughs about 3 to 5 seconds late while a few women in the crew say "I don't get it" and I laugh again and I say, "damnit...life is good, people! Cant wait to lake tommrowww. Cheers!" and the.n I say rather abruptly, "MIZ...."

And no shite half the bar yells back "ZOU!•••except a fe frickig kansans who say Rockchawk jahawk and most of he bar boos the frickers. fricking kansasns ruin shite
This post was edited on 7/10/14 at 11:58 pm
Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40855 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:00 am to
So I bought a copy of Phil Steele the other day in Springfield and was a little bothered by the front cover.

Do you see the problem here?

Posted by wmr
North of Dickson, South of Herman's
Member since Mar 2009
32518 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:00 am to
I don't about all that keelz.

:SMH:
Posted by DanglingFury
Living the dream
Member since Dec 2007
20449 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:01 am to
I'm not honest, but you're a good poster.
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:02 am to
Killz go home, your sober
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:02 am to
Kls


Ur insulin


KLS PLS THE INSULIN
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:02 am to
Yep
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:04 am to
Excited for footba
This post was edited on 7/11/14 at 12:05 am
Posted by Patton
Principality of Sealand
Member since Apr 2011
32652 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:06 am to
quote:

footba


Killz code word for penis
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:07 am to
INSULINP
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42348 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:08 am to
You don't have to have hands a shaky as Michael J Fox to see this is a classic killz thread.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:09 am to
S playing beach. Volleyball today and I believe I dislocate x my thumb...fricking Molinad it...and I performed shotty as usual but damnit if I did t score the 21st point to the win the game...my only no serve point...a beautiful spike and I ran around like I owned the game. Lolololll
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:09 am to
He was all about the spangled star banner on our board. my friend.
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:10 am to
Posted by reedus23
St. Louis
Member since Sep 2011
25485 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:11 am to
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:13 am to
Someone no shite just shite their pants

No shite

Smells awfil
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:17 am to
Is there shite or is there no shite?


IM SO CONFUSED
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:19 am to
Y'all should she my beard. Must be at least an inch long. I look like captain Spaulding except I have hair on my head and I'm not wearing white clown face paint... And I m not old.

Come to thi k of it, I look nothing like captain Spaulding
Posted by HamzooReb
Utah
Member since Mar 2013
11996 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:19 am to
You are the best poster here
Posted by CNB
Columbia, SC
Member since Sep 2007
95873 posts
Posted on 7/11/14 at 12:20 am to
That would be danmullins4lifep
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