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Now that Mark Richt is a grandfather,

Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:54 pm
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:54 pm
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How will he be able to relate to the young crowd?

Will afternoon practices end at 2 pm so he and Kathryn can get to the Golden Corral by 4 for dinner?

Any chance we see him cutting the field at Sanford in knee high black socks?

Will the Mark Richt post game show that Cuck Dowdle does be brought to us by Fixodent?
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:55 pm to
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Any chance we see him cutting the field at Sanford in knee high black socks


1) I thought it was Stanford
2) socks with sandals most likely
3) lots of fix-o-dent
4) Bobby Bowden part II
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:56 pm to
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1) I thought it was Stanford


you didn't think that any more than I thought it was jim-hall griffith.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:56 pm to
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Bobby Bowden part II


Coach Richt is finally forced out after the 2022 seson when seen riding his golf cart through the Arch...naked wondering why the kids dont call.
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:57 pm to
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How will he be able to relate to the young crowd?


probably the same as he did last month, before being a grandpa

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Will afternoon practices end at 2 pm so he and Kathryn can get to the Golden Corral by 4 for dinner?


Richt is 80 pounds too thin to eat at gc

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Any chance we see him cutting the field at Sanford in knee high black socks?


why would the head coach cut the grass?

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Will the Mark Richt post game show that Cuck Dowdle does be brought to us by Fixodent?


if they pay UGA enough money, sure
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:58 pm to
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Coach Richt is finally forced out after the 2022 seson


after winning his 6th national title.
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:59 pm to
Golf cart?

After he does BBII to UG, the members of the Barkers United Association are going to give him this and point it at the end of a very short pier.

BUA - I think I like it. What say you Aubies?

This post was edited on 7/9/14 at 2:01 pm
Posted by Damn Good Dawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 1:59 pm to
The answer to all of that is yes and we should all be damn grateful.
Posted by NorthGwinnettTiger
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:00 pm to
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Will the Mark Richt post game show that Cuck Dowdle does be brought to us by Fixodent?


Post game interview should be done by Chuck Oliver.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:01 pm to
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Post game interview should be done by Chuck Oliver.


I laughed at that!
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:01 pm to
Isn't Spurrier a grand father?
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:03 pm to
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Any chance we see him cutting the field at Sanford in knee high black socks?




why would the head coach cut the grass?


It is good to give the elderly repetitive tasks to keep thier minds from wandering too off.
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:03 pm to
Can we haz a vote?

UG fans are now BUA?

Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:04 pm to
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It is good to give the elderly repetitive tasks to keep thier minds from wandering too off.


Like beating auburn 4 times in a row
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:04 pm to
They should get him lots of those Sudoku books too. They probably have to fill in most of the blanks prior to gifting it but that's OK. If they write neatly he'll never notice?
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:05 pm to
was thinking closer to home
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:06 pm to
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They should get him lots of those Sudoku books too. They probably have to fill in most of the blanks prior to gifting it


Funny a UF man making a joke about numbers, considering your school can't even accurately keep count of how many times you've lost to us.
Posted by parkjas2001
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:06 pm to
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They should get him lots of those Sudoku books too.


My dad does those...so do i.
Posted by DirtyDawg
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:06 pm to
Ohhh shitttttttt
Posted by roadGator
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Posted on 7/9/14 at 2:07 pm to
3 times from 1990-2010

See, we can count
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