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The Truth about "Hail State"
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:43 pm
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:43 pm
Some State posters like to brag that they uncovered the origins of the nickname "Ole Miss." They try to say that it has its roots in the throngs of slavery. They're wrong of course. The INTERNET proves it.
What these posters fail to see is that their beloved "Hail State" is rooted in things much worse than involuntary farm help.
The word "Hail" is very messy. It is more than a hazardous piece of ice that falls from the sky. Everyone hates it for that reason but we have to dig deeper.
It was invented as a way to worship Hitler. It looked like this:
State fans are worshipping and remembering fondly the nazi heritage of Adolf himself. Pretty much the same thing:
Not to mention the opposite of Heaven, which is eternal paradise, is Hell, which is derived from Hail:
Hell is run by Satan:
Hail Dear Old State,
Fight for that victory today,
Hit that line and tote that ball,
Cross the goal before you fall,
And then we'll yell,
YELL YELL YELL!
For Dear Old State we'll yell like H-E-L-L,
Fight for Mississippi State,
Win that game today!
It's obvious that "Hail State" is derived from " Hail Satan." Hell, they only changed one letter. A cute hashtag can't change this fact.
Another obvious aside is " GTHOM," which stands for "Go to Hell, Ole Miss." They have merchandised this phrase.
Now, I love Jesus and Ole Miss so my first instinct is to wish quietly for the Mississippi State athletic department to burn in Hell but that's been their home and the intention of their hearts all along.
TL;DR: State fans are obviously passionate proponents of both Hitler, the Nazi agenda, Hell, and Satan himself and don't even realize it.
Keep fighting, Bulldogs.
BONUS: pagan hand signal
What these posters fail to see is that their beloved "Hail State" is rooted in things much worse than involuntary farm help.
The word "Hail" is very messy. It is more than a hazardous piece of ice that falls from the sky. Everyone hates it for that reason but we have to dig deeper.
It was invented as a way to worship Hitler. It looked like this:
State fans are worshipping and remembering fondly the nazi heritage of Adolf himself. Pretty much the same thing:
Not to mention the opposite of Heaven, which is eternal paradise, is Hell, which is derived from Hail:
Hell is run by Satan:
Hail Dear Old State,
Fight for that victory today,
Hit that line and tote that ball,
Cross the goal before you fall,
And then we'll yell,
YELL YELL YELL!
For Dear Old State we'll yell like H-E-L-L,
Fight for Mississippi State,
Win that game today!
It's obvious that "Hail State" is derived from " Hail Satan." Hell, they only changed one letter. A cute hashtag can't change this fact.
Another obvious aside is " GTHOM," which stands for "Go to Hell, Ole Miss." They have merchandised this phrase.
Now, I love Jesus and Ole Miss so my first instinct is to wish quietly for the Mississippi State athletic department to burn in Hell but that's been their home and the intention of their hearts all along.
TL;DR: State fans are obviously passionate proponents of both Hitler, the Nazi agenda, Hell, and Satan himself and don't even realize it.
Keep fighting, Bulldogs.
BONUS: pagan hand signal
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 3:49 pm
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Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:46 pm to sorantable
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:47 pm to sorantable
Post less.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:48 pm to sorantable
I'm really glad you don't suck anymore.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 3:59 pm to sorantable
Germans.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:14 pm to sorantable
And unknown is the fact that on his arrival to Starkville, Mullen traveled to the crossroads. There he signed a contract in blood that in return for his soul to the church of scientology (I.e. Church of Satan), he would be given 5 years of job security , then in his sixth year, the power of Hell would touch his team. They would become warriors of the apocalypse in the SEC, leaving death, destruction, and famine upon every field they conquer! Their road of vanquished foes would end with the destruction of the faux preacher named Freeze. After which they would conquer the demons from the east before claiming the ultimate prize of the pagan sport known as American football.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:15 pm to sorantable
Simply awesome!
GOAT trolls for sure.
GOAT trolls for sure.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:18 pm to sorantable
The people downvoting this are laaaaaames.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:21 pm to sorantable
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:23 pm to Hardy_Har
Idol worshippers, too, eh?
It just never ends with y'all.
It just never ends with y'all.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:23 pm to Wanderin Reb
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:24 pm to Wanderin Reb
If there's anything in that picture worth worshipping it's Chris Jones..
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:29 pm to Hardy_Har
quote:
Chris Jones
Initials CJ. Backwards of JC - Jesus Christ.
Satanism.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:29 pm to Wanderin Reb
Stop saying his name so I can get up off my prayer rug pls.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:35 pm to Hardy_Har
Which direction are you facing?
Posted on 7/4/14 at 4:39 pm to sorantable
You were always pretty good but your game's been slacking lately. Good to see you back on track sorantable
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:00 pm to sorantable
My favorite thing about you, Sorantable, is your statesession. It warms my heart.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:02 pm to skirpnasty
He's just trying to show you the error of your ways so that he can save your soul.
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:07 pm to sorantable
This is a fricking exceptional thread and an example of why I still love this place.
Bravo for real.
But forreal tho u went to delta state.
Bravo for real.
But forreal tho u went to delta state.
This post was edited on 7/4/14 at 5:08 pm
Posted on 7/4/14 at 5:12 pm to sorantable
You are messing with powers you just don't understand. So remember that when this happens to you tonight.
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