Ice cube on the butt hole (nsfw) (don't open if you don't want to know too much)

So me and the gf were engaging in some tom foolery when I slipped a couple ice cubes into the bedroom without her noticing. I blind folded her and was doing some pretty basic stuff. Then without her seeing it coming, I put an ice cube in that vagina. She screamed. Put a couple more in, fricked a cold box full of ice cubes and have ever since never heard the end of it.

I say all of that to say this.

I never saw it coming. She waited months. Things were getting hot an hour ago and, out of nowhere, she just slammed and held a hand full of ice cubes in my crack and laughed like she had been waiting a very long time for this moment.

I will never do that to her again.