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Seems there is a new fad in San Francisco now..
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:04 pm
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:04 pm
With dwarf-tossing having been deemed politically incorrect, a new fad is beginning to sweep the land.
Smart car flipping.
San Francisco is dealing with a growing number of eco-friendly smart cars being flipped in the streets — the little cars weigh about 1,800 pounds.
This reminds me of an old hangout back in high school. Some preppy kid pulls into the lot with his MG and a buddy of his in another vehicle. He got in and hollered at us asking if we'd watch his car for him for a couple hrs, not even knowing us or anything. Now, he parked close to the building that was there, and next to it was a couple of those 4" metal pylons concreted into the lot. They were spaced just right. About 8 of us, picked the vehicle up, one end, then the other, working it between those pylons, until there was only about 2 inches between the pylons, from his front bumper, to his rear bumper. We left, and always wondered if he had to call a wrecker to pull it out from the side to get out.
Smart car flipping.
San Francisco is dealing with a growing number of eco-friendly smart cars being flipped in the streets — the little cars weigh about 1,800 pounds.
This reminds me of an old hangout back in high school. Some preppy kid pulls into the lot with his MG and a buddy of his in another vehicle. He got in and hollered at us asking if we'd watch his car for him for a couple hrs, not even knowing us or anything. Now, he parked close to the building that was there, and next to it was a couple of those 4" metal pylons concreted into the lot. They were spaced just right. About 8 of us, picked the vehicle up, one end, then the other, working it between those pylons, until there was only about 2 inches between the pylons, from his front bumper, to his rear bumper. We left, and always wondered if he had to call a wrecker to pull it out from the side to get out.
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Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:07 pm to Alahunter
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Seems there is a new fad in San Francisco now..
Other than relentless buttfricking?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:09 pm to Alahunter
Not really new. It's been going on for a while now.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:09 pm to Alahunter
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:10 pm to CatFan81
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Not really new. It's been going on for a while now.
relentless buttfricking? I agree
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:11 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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Not really new. It's been going on for a while now.
relentless buttfricking? I agree
I'll defer to your expertise, Cat.
:runsandducks:
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:17 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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relentless buttfricking? I agree
Do you have an anal sex fixation?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:19 pm to Alahunter
Why would anyone ask anybody to "watch their car for a couple hours."
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:20 pm to CatFan81
It's all the Franzia
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:21 pm to CatFan81
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Do you have an anal sex fixation?
Is this your way of asking me to PIIYB?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:21 pm to Alahunter
I really expected this thread to have sonething to do with gayness.
Close enough.
Close enough.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:21 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I just threw up a little in my mouth.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:23 pm to CatFan81
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I just threw up a little in my mouth
You don't have to lie
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:24 pm to Alahunter
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This reminds me of an old hangout back in high school. Some preppy kid pulls into the lot with his MG and a buddy of his in another vehicle. He got in and hollered at us asking if we'd watch his car for him for a couple hrs, not even knowing us or anything. Now, he parked close to the building that was there, and next to it was a couple of those 4" metal pylons concreted into the lot. They were spaced just right. About 8 of us, picked the vehicle up, one end, then the other, working it between those pylons, until there was only about 2 inches between the pylons, from his front bumper, to his rear bumper. We left, and always wondered if he had to call a wrecker to pull it out from the side to get out.
We used to take this girls white yugo and turn it sideways in the parking space, shed have to wait until one of the cars next to her left.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:29 pm to Vols&Shaft83
I thought she was just trying to tighten up for yeh.
eta: Dunt keel meh kat.
eta: Dunt keel meh kat.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 7:30 pm
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:31 pm to Stacked
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Why would anyone ask anybody to "watch their car for a couple hours."
Beats the hell outta me. It's not like my crowd looked trustworthy. We weren't the potheads, but we were the street racers and shite. High quality redneck bunch.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 7:34 pm to NYCAuburn
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We used to take this girls white yugo and turn it sideways in the parking space, shed have to wait until one of the cars next to her left
I worked for Chuck Hutton Chevrolet outta high school. We dogged the hell out of some Yugo's on the lot on the hill behind the service area. Service manager made the mistake of giving me and my buddy keys to close up sometimes so he could go home early and expect us to lock the gate when we left. Needless to say, we found out if the 86 Corvette was faster than the 88 Vette, at the time. Until I heard something break when shifting into 6th gear. That thing got parked and our racing new vettes on the lot stopped.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 8:32 pm to Alahunter
The kind of commie **** that would drive such an un-American vehicle deserves to have it flipped.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 8:36 pm to roadhouse
An un-American vehicle? What is an un-American vehicle?
Posted on 6/9/14 at 9:32 pm to Vols&Shaft83
Do you know why they don't wear miniskirts in San Francisco?
When the wind blows, it tickles their balls
:rimshot:
When the wind blows, it tickles their balls
:rimshot:
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