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Please welcome a first time poster
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:11 pm
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:11 pm
Thanks in advance for the warm invite. I love SEC football. I can't get enough of it. I go to as many games as I can during the year. I have been to half the SEC stadiums. I refuse to travel west of the Mississippi River.
Ladies, if you're reading this you're a very lucky woman. I am an immaculate specimen of a man with ripping muscles and a very strong jaw line. I have been compared numerous times to Kellan Lutz, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Kellan's cousin Alderber, who is a friend btw.
If you expect to receive a reply from a man such as me, I expect full body pictures of you and ideally, a recent video which MUST be in WMV format as the computer at the public library will not play Quickness. Fatties can save their time by not messaging me as I will NOT reply.
Ladies, if you're reading this you're a very lucky woman. I am an immaculate specimen of a man with ripping muscles and a very strong jaw line. I have been compared numerous times to Kellan Lutz, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Kellan's cousin Alderber, who is a friend btw.
If you expect to receive a reply from a man such as me, I expect full body pictures of you and ideally, a recent video which MUST be in WMV format as the computer at the public library will not play Quickness. Fatties can save their time by not messaging me as I will NOT reply.
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 8:31 pm
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Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:12 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
Have you ever contemplated suicide?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:13 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
So... can I put it in your butt?
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:14 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
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Please welcome a first time alter maker
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:14 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
eta: Randy I went ahead and RA'd.
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:15 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
Why should chicks give imagery to you when you offer nothing in return? Put up or shut up. Dick picks on the Aggie board though, plz.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:15 pm to CatFan81
BDSM is not my thing.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:15 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
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Ladies, if you're reading this you're a very lucky woman. I am an immaculate specimen of a man with ripping muscles and a very strong jaw line. I have been compared numerous times to Kellan Lutz, both in musculature and in dancing abilities, once even by Kellan's cousin Alderber, who is a friend btw.
Does this make you moist, Cat?
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 8:16 pm
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:17 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
You're not interested in feeling my big peen? Your loss.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:17 pm to CatFan81
Cat has a huge dick.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:19 pm to Roger Klarvin
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Does this make you moist, Cat?
I have to admit that I have a little bit of preseminal fluid on the tip of my peen just from reading it.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:20 pm to CatFan81
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You're not interested in feeling my big peen? Your loss.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:20 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
If you get the opportunity, you should kill yourself.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:22 pm to CatFan81
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So... can I put it in your butt?
Cat wants some alter butt.Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:23 pm to UMRealist
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eta: Randy I went ahead and RA'd.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:24 pm to CatFan81
Must we start this again? You have no such thing.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:24 pm to Kentucker
Cat having a dick would be the least surprising revelation ever.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:27 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
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first time poster
GTFO
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:27 pm to Chazzy McRamzee
You arrogant POS.
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:28 pm to Rebelgator
I think. Therefore I am.
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