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Which one of you were on America Ninja Warrior tonight?

Posted on 6/2/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19028 posts
Posted on 6/2/14 at 8:21 pm
Matthew Stinson
FT. Fresh
Age 29
Trained by chasing chickens, and wants to buy more chickens if he wins.

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This post was edited on 6/2/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 6/2/14 at 9:51 pm to
Did he call it Ft. Fresh?
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19028 posts
Posted on 6/2/14 at 10:46 pm to
No, announcer said Ft. Smith. He only made it through the first two obstacles and then busted his face.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:04 am to
I've never seen that guy before and it's not like Fort Smith is a massive city. Anyways I'm glad he was all chicken farmer and shite, because I would hate for the rest of America to have the wrong opinion of us.
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 8:04 am
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:21 am to
Yea if he was Asian, and said he was a chicken farmer from Ft. Smith I'd believe that. White folks in Ft. Fresh farm chemical spills.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:27 am to
I just googled and watched I think he said he had 4 chickens, that's not much of a chicken farmer. They said he completed navy divers school which 70% drop out of so he must have some skills. Besides chasing chickens he didn't look too bad.
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:30 am to
My wife's family and her friends' families....chickens everywhere.


Also, piggilicious he looked a lot like Jason Bateman to me.
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 8:32 am
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:35 am to
Yeah, he kinda does.
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 8:45 am to
quote:

Besides chasing chickens he didn't look too bad


Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42349 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:30 am to
quote:


I just googled and watched I think he said he had 4 chickens, that's not much of a chicken farmer.


Its enough to be a member of the Chicken Mafia.
Posted by piggilicious
Member since Jan 2011
37299 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 10:48 am to
fun fact, chicken farmers smell better than hog farmers unless the hog farmer is the meticulous type who keeps separate clothes, shoes, has a shower etc at their hogging place.

i know too much, it's scary.

dc- in somewhat contrast to my above comment, i don't know how to screenshot and put him on here so i can't pics so i guess i gotta gtfo.
This post was edited on 6/3/14 at 10:54 am
Posted by mizzoukills
Member since Aug 2011
40686 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 11:14 am to
I cannot lie...that was me.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9638 posts
Posted on 6/3/14 at 1:47 pm to
Posted by DC RaiseHerBack
Member since Nov 2006
55445 posts
Posted on 6/4/14 at 1:07 pm to
quote:

hogminer


Ok, I guess...for a chicken farmer.
This post was edited on 6/4/14 at 1:08 pm
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