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Tips on how to catch a wild dog.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:54 am
Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:54 am
I was biking the other day in this new part of town. Suburban area with a house every 600 feet or something. This dog comes running out at me, looks like a mix between a lab and another dog with longer hair and the color of Kirby (the Nintendo cartoon man).
I assume he was chasing me? He was in some stranger's yard. I got off my bike and attempted to catch him but he kept 12 ft between us. He seemed nice and I had a basket on my bike to carry him back in. I followed him to the garage of the house but he was too fast. What are some tricks to catch this wild dog?
I assume he was chasing me? He was in some stranger's yard. I got off my bike and attempted to catch him but he kept 12 ft between us. He seemed nice and I had a basket on my bike to carry him back in. I followed him to the garage of the house but he was too fast. What are some tricks to catch this wild dog?
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Posted on 5/31/14 at 11:59 am to DanMullins4Life
Get down eye level with him. Keep luring him in with food till he eats out of your hand. Keep letting him eat. Pet.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 12:03 pm to olddawg26
I tried that. I didn't have any food and guy's house was locked.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 12:09 pm to DanMullins4Life
Shoot it in the rear leg
Posted on 5/31/14 at 12:12 pm to DanMullins4Life
Get naked. Lather genitals with steak. Spray butthole with bitch hormone. Lay down when dog approaches.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 2:22 pm to DanMullins4Life
I had to do this once with my Uncle and Grandfather. My Grandfather bought a two year old Shetland, Chipper, from an Amish family that had beat the hell out of it for doing what Shetlands instinctively do to livestock. The dog was and still is extremely skittish.
My Grandfather took the dog home but didn't keep him inside - he just let Chipper roam hang out on the farm with his other dogs. Well in the morning we discovered that Chipper had noped the hell out of there.
Chased him around for more than a week as people saw him on the highway and at neighboring farms. I even spotted him on the road a couple of times but he always bolted before I could even get close. We eventually put out livetraps with hamburger and got him. It was a real pain.
My Grandfather took the dog home but didn't keep him inside - he just let Chipper roam hang out on the farm with his other dogs. Well in the morning we discovered that Chipper had noped the hell out of there.
Chased him around for more than a week as people saw him on the highway and at neighboring farms. I even spotted him on the road a couple of times but he always bolted before I could even get close. We eventually put out livetraps with hamburger and got him. It was a real pain.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 3:18 pm to DanMullins4Life
You need to dry hump another dog immediately before encountering this dog you desire. Bitches be jealous..
Posted on 5/31/14 at 4:03 pm to DanMullins4Life
How did the dog get into the house? Was it the owners house? You have a basket on your bike? Are you 8?
Posted on 5/31/14 at 4:12 pm to crispyUGA
The dog wasn't in the house. It was someone's house who I didn't know. The dog was in the yard near the house and ran after me. I'm trying to catch it but it won't come near me. I tried to get some food within the house but the door was locked and I couldn't push the window up.
Why is the basket on my bike unusual? It's for groceries. I'll go back in a minute with a cage and some chocolate bars to trap him. I wonder if the person living at the house knows there's a wild dog living in his yard/garage.
Why is the basket on my bike unusual? It's for groceries. I'll go back in a minute with a cage and some chocolate bars to trap him. I wonder if the person living at the house knows there's a wild dog living in his yard/garage.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 4:14 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I'll go back in a minute with a cage and some chocolate bars to trap him.
Why chocolate?
Posted on 5/31/14 at 4:16 pm to KSGamecock
All I have is bananas or chocolate. It's a dog, not a monkey.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 4:18 pm to KSGamecock
Because he's not real.
Posted on 5/31/14 at 6:27 pm to DanMullins4Life
So you want to kill said dog with chocolate? What da sam hell is goin on around here?
We got people killin plottin attempted caninicide, people trashing Auburn, Arky fans touting they are on tv, and UK losing to KU in baseball.
Next things I will see posted is Aquaman has a new movie coming out starring Coastie as a sober and rational person. While, CatGal saying bourbon is awful and should be avoided at all costs.
We got people killin plottin attempted caninicide, people trashing Auburn, Arky fans touting they are on tv, and UK losing to KU in baseball.
Next things I will see posted is Aquaman has a new movie coming out starring Coastie as a sober and rational person. While, CatGal saying bourbon is awful and should be avoided at all costs.
This post was edited on 5/31/14 at 6:30 pm
Posted on 6/1/14 at 12:30 pm to PrivatePublic
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Get naked. Lather genitals with steak. Spray butthole with bitch hormone. Lay down when dog approaches.
So thats how you do it in Tuscaloosa.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:11 pm to Pavoloco83
I went back and the dog managed to somehow crawl into a pen in the guy's backyard. I didn't have to use the cage, I was able to corner the dog in the pen. The dog has a collar so I'm guessing someone either lost or abandoned him but I'm taking him to an animal shelter tomorrow.
Posted on 6/1/14 at 9:16 pm to DanMullins4Life
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I had a basket on my bike
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Posted on 6/2/14 at 6:29 am to olemissfan26
Call a cop
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