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Bielema is just getting his SEC losses out of the way

Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:41 pm
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:41 pm
early in his SEC coaching career. Get ready for a string of conference wins never before seen in this league. I will be disappointed if the Hogs even have 7-1 league records from here on out. Look for scores of undefeated seasons for Arkansas from here on out.

Posted by abellsujr
New England
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:42 pm to
But he is as fat as a house.
This post was edited on 5/22/14 at 1:43 pm
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:43 pm to
Dude is a dead ringer for Butthead
Posted by NorthReb
Michigan
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:44 pm to
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:45 pm to
Nothing fits Bert
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:45 pm to
But he fat tho
Posted by abellsujr
New England
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:47 pm to
quote:

This fits you
If people want to stop the Bert jokes, stop the Arkansas/Bert threads.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:48 pm to
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Look for scores of undefeated seasons for Arkansas from here on out.


You are completely wrong about this.

Winter is easily defeated by Bert, the cold can't get through the fat.

Bert can defeat the rise of life in the Spring by casting a large shadow over mother nature.

Summer will be easily defeated when Bert cleans out every Ice Cream truck in the South.

Fall is the only season that might defeat Bert, with that dreadful football and all.


Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:50 pm to




Posted by craigbiggio
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Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:50 pm to
He'll never have more wins than chins
Posted by I Ham That I Ham
Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble
Member since Jan 2012
10773 posts
Posted on 5/22/14 at 1:51 pm to
You guys ever stop and think that maybe, just maybe your excessive fat Bert jokes are only fueling his unhealthy lifestyle. You could be feeding his dedication to the game as well. In a few years we could be staring a larger Mangino with coaching abilities better than Bear Bryant right in the face.

Just thought I'd warn you. Your jokes just make him bigger and better than ever. He is a + sized coach, IMO.
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