All reports regarding Mizzou coaching search point to one thing,

TigerNick23, Mizzou20, and Mizzou10, are all alters of MS2.


Dateline SECr -

The once ostracized poster known commonly as MS2, but officially known as MIZZOUSEC2SECEAST2012SECEAST, or something like that, has been outed as an alter ego known to post annoying threads, not including this one, on SECr.

While authorities have done little to stop this transient frick, Mizzou posters have voiced their displeasure, and NEWS SECr is here to report.

When asked about the latest attempts of MS2 to douche up the board, noted SECr poster Mizzou Killz had this to say.

"I think we can all see what's happening here. I need to post more. Also, if MS2 thinks...hang on someone on the Internet is talking about me...Look, I drew a picture on MS Paint, LOOK AT IT DAMMIT. It's real art. I'm very important. I don't have time for this."

Mizzou SECr poster Reedus23 declined comment as he is busy with his prince-a-pal duties over at the Mizzou board.

While most believe the posts by MS2 are unprovoked, poster Sleeping Tiger has a different, more sinister theory. "Look, if you piece it all together, MS2 disappeared before the Snowden information came to light, now he posts at will, as several different alter egos. Obviously, this isn't a case of someone who wants to be seen, but a case of someone wanting to collect your personal information for nefarious purposes. Also, Sandy Hook had actors, and I have intel that the MS2 is a mind control program created by the government using a reality based on G.I. Joe and Jello Pudding Pops."

Ok.

When asked about the recent multiple alters, favorite Missouri poster SemoTruman reminded us of her avatar. " Have you seen my legs? I don't say much anymore."

Obviously this is a breaking story and can change as more facts come to light.

As it stands right now TigerNick23 is indeed, an alter.

This is Remote Controlled reporting from the interwebs for SECr Neeeeeeeews.