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Invention ideas?

Posted on 4/17/14 at 6:57 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 6:57 pm
Any good ones?

My idea is to make black boxes in your car you have to plug your phone in to in order to start the engine. It prevents texting and driving. Sell it to dads who are giving their daughters their first vehicle and upcharge the shite out of them to ensure the safety of their little girls.
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:01 pm to
A machine that will have a way for SEC fans to congregate together and post pics.
This post was edited on 4/17/14 at 7:02 pm
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:09 pm to
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A machine that will have a way for SEC fans to congregate together and post pics.


Does Finebaum have an Instagram?
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27824 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:13 pm to
a weedeater attachment that slices and dices veggies,in a big way.
Posted by UMTigerRebel
Member since Feb 2013
9819 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:17 pm to
That's unsanitary. I want an easier way to can tomatoes, but I'm too lazy to think of an idea.
Posted by Mizzeaux
Worshington
Member since Jun 2012
13893 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:24 pm to
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My idea is to make black boxes in your car you have to plug your phone in to in order to start the engine


That's it. I'm patent trolling you now.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
27824 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 7:37 pm to
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That's unsanitary. I want an easier way to can tomatoes, but I'm too lazy to think of an idea

My second invention idea, is a spray that sterilize weedeaters. Thanks for the idea!.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 8:57 pm to
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That's it. I'm patent trolling you now.


Do it. The ghost of Steve Jobs will start taking over cars through their iPhones.
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 9:00 pm to
A weed eater with a built in metal detector would be nice as well..
Posted by BZ853
Member since Aug 2013
1857 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:21 pm to
All im saying is zucchini weed-eater.
Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46182 posts
Posted on 4/17/14 at 10:23 pm to
quote:

My idea is to make black boxes in your car you have to plug your phone in to in order to start the engine. It prevents texting and driving. Sell it to dads who are giving their daughters their first vehicle and upcharge the shite out of them to ensure the safety of their little girls.

Pretty sure they already have something similar to that. I think I saw it on Shark Tank.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29177 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:00 am to
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Pretty sure they already have something similar to that. I think I saw it on Shark Tank.


Well Mark Cuban is a boss. Go Mavs.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:15 am to
I would invent a special glove that you can wear when eating an ice cream cone so that the melted ice cream doesn't get on your hand.

Population of Earth: 7 billion humans
Percent of humans that like ice cream: 100
Average number of hands per human: 2
Proposed price of ice cream glove: three payments of $19.99

Expected profit: 7 billion x 100 x 2 x 3 x 19.99 = $83,958,000,000,000,000 annually. That's 83 brazilion dollars a year.
This post was edited on 4/18/14 at 1:20 am
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:23 am to
quote:

Well Mark Cuban is a boss. Go Mavs.


You need to check into tAggyArk NBA Thunderdome thread, my n*gga
Posted by Eventual_Seizure
The Republic of Texas
Member since Apr 2014
292 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:25 am to
Mark Cuban is a homosexual and a loser. Dallas people are so jealous of Houston it is hilarious.
Posted by Eventual_Seizure
The Republic of Texas
Member since Apr 2014
292 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:25 am to
Come at me, bro
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:31 am to
I'm waiting for one of your posts to just trail off into a jumble of letters...
Posted by ColonelRebsLandshark
Southaven, Ms
Member since Jan 2014
40 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:31 am to
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That's 83 brazilion dollars a year


Are you refering to Pesos?
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:32 am to
No, that's the unit after trillion. Look it up son. Winning business plan right there.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 4/18/14 at 1:34 am to
quote:

Are you refering to Pesos?


Brazilions?

No, he's referring to those fine asses

I mean, assets. Definitely assets.
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