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old sec education bubba joke

Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:16 pm
Posted by blackjackjackson
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:16 pm
maybe wrong board,
maybe old joke,
maybe tl dr,

SEC education



Bubba went to Alabama on a football scholarship. He was a great running back, but a poor student. Come graduation day, Bubba didn't have enough credits. But he had become a legend as a football star and the students held a rally and demanded the dean give him a diploma anyway. They were so insistent that the dean agreed if Bubba could answer one question correctly he would give him a diploma.

The one question test was held in the auditorium and all the students packed the place. It was standing room only. The dean was on the stage and told Bubba to come up. The dean had the diploma in his hand and said, "Bubba, if you can answer this question correctly I'll give you your diploma."

Bubba said he was ready and the dean asked him the question. "Bubba," he said, "How much is three times seven?" Bubba looked up at the ceiling and the down at his shoes, just pondering the question. The students began chanting, "Graduate him anyway! Graduate him anyway!"

Then Bubba held up his hand and the auditorium became silent. Bubba said, "I think I know the answer. Three times seven is twenty-one."
A hush fell over the auditorium and the students began another chant: Give him another chance! Give him another chance!"
Posted by Vanilla Ice
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by purplepylon
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:32 pm to
Posted by John McClane
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:35 pm to
Posted by STJ206
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Posted on 4/12/14 at 11:49 pm to
Not gonna lie, I didn't expect much from this thread.







Laughed pretty hard though. Much appreciated.
Posted by LSUGrad9295
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 12:06 am to
Posted by MDTiger 13
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 6:16 am to
Doesn't make sense. A football legend would have been gone before senior season. This joke is pointless...

Wife is a Bama grad though so I'll throw in a
This post was edited on 4/13/14 at 6:17 am
Posted by MrAUTigers
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 7:15 am to
Posted by Ted2010
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Posted by Buttermilk Pancakes
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 1:15 pm to
Am I the only one that missed the joke?
Posted by agswin
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 1:49 pm to
^^^^^^^^^^

Yes
Posted by CaptainPanic
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Posted on 4/13/14 at 2:24 pm to
I almost smiled
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