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Sunday, April 13th *Be Prepared*

Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:39 pm
Posted by Pigfeet
Ark Mods are Fascists
Member since Mar 2010
19783 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 12:39 pm
Our main man Franky is back and he's looking out for us again.

Severe thunderstorms in Arkansas


Order your pizzas and Chinese food, and when you go for a walk, don't walk through deep puddles.


Love this guy
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 12:45 pm
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:01 pm to
Sounds like a ton of rain
Posted by Hog on the Hill
AR
Member since Jun 2009
13389 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:04 pm to
Dammit, I'm flying to Arkansas on Saturday night to visit my family for the week. Damn weather won't cooperate

edit: well the week long forecast doesn't look too bad. But my in-laws are supposed to drive up from De Witt on Sunday and I'm not sure how well they handle driving in bad weather.


edit2: That guy is seriously the best, though.
This post was edited on 4/11/14 at 1:09 pm
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:16 pm to
Anybody who laughs at that guy is going to hell. I am just warning you
Posted by 870Hog
99999 posts
Member since Jul 2011
16189 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 1:22 pm to
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De Witt


Prayers sent.
Posted by beebefootballfan
Member since Mar 2011
19008 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 3:42 pm to
Don't you badmouth Dewitt or any of its surrounding communities.
Posted by DocHog
Member since Nov 2006
1915 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 4:09 pm to
Who the heck is that?
Posted by Bear-O-Dactyl
tRock
Member since Oct 2012
1171 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 4:35 pm to
quote:

Don't you badmouth Dewitt or any of its surrounding communities.


Dewitt is about as cool as the Sheridan bypass.
Posted by Raz4back
Member since Mar 2011
3950 posts
Posted on 4/11/14 at 6:36 pm to
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Sheridan bypass


Took about 10 minutes off of my drive to my lease
Posted by sugatowng
Look at my bling Bitches
Member since Nov 2006
25329 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 7:56 pm to
He wasn't lying...it flooded in front if the restaurant and the cops blocked off the road...
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 9:40 pm to
The weekend weather guy for channel 40 in the valley/NWA had all kinds of hell pronouncing "Cecil", "Subiaco", "Alma", and "Altus", spit the words out with no problem for "Peter Pender" and "Caulksville".
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:18 pm to
BTW: If you guys are bored go to Garrett Lewis' page on facebook and read the lulz.

Cliffs:

Garrett: We were not on channel 5 because there was no tornado or every a risk of a tornado.

Rest of the World: Confirmed tornado in Franklin/Logan County, possible in Van Buren, Dyer, Alma, tornado sirens going off everywhere.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:29 pm to
Booneville looks like a third world country, it is highly debatable if the weather was the cause.
Posted by Hillborn 22
K-Bay
Member since Mar 2014
864 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:39 pm to
I decided last minute to go chasing and sat right on hwy 162 in Kibler, in prime viewing of some alleged tornado that everyone was freaking out over but it didn't do shite, hardly even a wall cloud. I was highly disappoint.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:43 pm to
Apparently a chicken house, barn, and rooftops were blown away (as well as a grill and mattress flying across a yard in one highly detailed account) in the Peter Pender area.

But because Garrett's sleeves were not above his elbows, no immediate danger.

This shite. You can't make up.
Posted by Hillborn 22
K-Bay
Member since Mar 2014
864 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:47 pm to
quote:

This shite. You can't make up.


5News


Jesus, the people who comment on Garrett's page and the 5News page almost make me embarrassed to be from here.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:51 pm to
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Jesus, the people who comment on Garrett's page and the 5News page almost make me embarrassed to be from here.



I've found myself reading the comment and thinking "man, what a fricktard", then realizing I know who they are IRL.
Posted by DaleDenton
Member since Jun 2010
42346 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:52 pm to
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I wish we had a TV station in the river valley that covered our news and weather, like the old days when channel 5 used to care. Now days all the people at channel 5 do is kiss the A$$ of waltonville or tysontown.


The Dark Valley Rises.
Posted by Hillborn 22
K-Bay
Member since Mar 2014
864 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 10:59 pm to
quote:

realizing I know who they are IRL.


Same here! Haha I'll see people on there who remind me why I never associated with them growing up. I fricking hope I never become or say shite that dumb.


I love reading the comments on stories from 5 news's page when I get the time, infinite lulz to be had.
This post was edited on 4/13/14 at 11:01 pm
Posted by Litigator
Hog Jaw, Arkansas
Member since Oct 2013
7535 posts
Posted on 4/13/14 at 11:05 pm to
Got back from SE Kansas this morning and for tomorrow they were looking at a low of 23 with a good chance of snow.
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