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How come trucks attract more female attention than sports cars?

Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:23 pm
Posted by Gcockboi
Rock Hill
Member since Oct 2012
7689 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:23 pm
I just put black corvette wheels on my camaro and still do not get attention. Hell I'll even settle for white trash chicks. My bro has a lifted silverodo and gets chicks. Is it country music brainwashing?
Posted by DMagic
#ChowderPosse
Member since Aug 2010
46430 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:24 pm to
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:26 pm to
You gotta look the part?
Posted by UMRealist
Member since Feb 2013
35360 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:28 pm to
The south
Posted by momentoftruth87
Member since Oct 2013
71433 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:28 pm to


Seeing how you act on here, it's probably just you.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to
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I just put black corvette wheels on my camaro


quote:

black corvette wheels


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camaro





Know how I know you have a small dick?
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60152 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to
You are seriously the best poster on here
Posted by diddydirtyAubie
Bozeman
Member since Dec 2010
39829 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to
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on my camaro


I see the problem.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:33 pm to
Stingrays are nice rides.

I'll stick with my pickup though.
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:50 pm to
I don't think I'd want a girl if she was into me b/c of my vehicle. I feel like only the trashy girls do that.
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:00 pm to
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Know how I know you have a small dick?


When you've seen as many as you have you get a sense for these things?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:06 pm to
Because trucks are better.
Posted by Rebelgator
Pripyat Bridge
Member since Mar 2010
39543 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:10 pm to
I'm so confused right now. You obviously hired someone to write funny replies for you, but you're a poor basement dwelling stoner. Credit card?
Posted by AubieALUMdvm
Member since Oct 2011
11713 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:13 pm to
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When you've seen as many as you have you get a sense for these things?


Posted by Weagle25
THE Football State.
Member since Oct 2011
46190 posts
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:38 pm to
I think this is the first non-Loony Bin post I've ever seen from you...
Posted by KCM0Tiger
Kansas City, MISSOURI
Member since Nov 2011
15518 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:11 am to
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The south


If that were the case, Missouri might as well be considered the heart of Dixie
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260547 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:20 am to
Because it can pull a much larger boat.
Posted by WNCTiger
Member since Aug 2006
2883 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 6:39 am to
Simple. Because they know the truck drivers are compensating (for something), and thus make perfect beta orbiters to fulfill the females' narcissistic personality disorders. And they realize that the simps, lacking true alpha confidence, rely on material things to enhance their masculinity, and thus, will spend ridiculous amounts of money on said narcissistic hos. A 4WD truck, regardless of of its engine or wheel size, or lift, doesn't DHV. On the contrary.

Alphas don't need to impress with their conveyance.

That said, they also prefer to drive vehicles that are safe, fast, and comfortable, thus trucks typically fall to work duties if used at all.

Who wants to drive a tall, rough riding, ugly gas hog everyday when you could be driving a fast and comfortable car that uses half the fuel, handles 2x better (at least), stops better, and goes like a scalded dog? I certainly don't.

How many men actually use their 'manly' trucks to either haul shite or actually work in a job where they NEED 4WD? Granted there are some. I'll go out on a limb here and say that, in my estimation, about 10% of pickups that get driven daily are actually used for something that requires a pickup on a daily basis. Otherwise they make shitty commuter vehicle that project an 'image' of manliness.

Needing a certain vehicle to pull tail is weak sauce.

This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 6:40 am
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 6:48 am to
Posted by Hardy_Har
MS
Member since Nov 2012
16285 posts
Posted on 4/1/14 at 7:04 am to
I thought your car was tan?
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