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How come trucks attract more female attention than sports cars?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:23 pm
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:23 pm
I just put black corvette wheels on my camaro and still do not get attention. Hell I'll even settle for white trash chicks. My bro has a lifted silverodo and gets chicks. Is it country music brainwashing?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:28 pm to Gcockboi
Seeing how you act on here, it's probably just you.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to Gcockboi
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I just put black corvette wheels on my camaro
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black corvette wheels
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camaro
Know how I know you have a small dick?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to Gcockboi
You are seriously the best poster on here
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:32 pm to Gcockboi
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on my camaro
I see the problem.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:33 pm to Rebelgator
Stingrays are nice rides.
I'll stick with my pickup though.
I'll stick with my pickup though.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 10:50 pm to Gcockboi
I don't think I'd want a girl if she was into me b/c of my vehicle. I feel like only the trashy girls do that.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:00 pm to Rebelgator
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Know how I know you have a small dick?
When you've seen as many as you have you get a sense for these things?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:06 pm to Gcockboi
Because trucks are better.
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:10 pm to TreyAnastasio
I'm so confused right now. You obviously hired someone to write funny replies for you, but you're a poor basement dwelling stoner. Credit card?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:13 pm to TreyAnastasio
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When you've seen as many as you have you get a sense for these things?
Posted on 3/31/14 at 11:38 pm to Gcockboi
I think this is the first non-Loony Bin post I've ever seen from you...
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:11 am to UMRealist
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The south
If that were the case, Missouri might as well be considered the heart of Dixie
Posted on 4/1/14 at 12:20 am to Gcockboi
Because it can pull a much larger boat.
Posted on 4/1/14 at 6:39 am to Gcockboi
Simple. Because they know the truck drivers are compensating (for something), and thus make perfect beta orbiters to fulfill the females' narcissistic personality disorders. And they realize that the simps, lacking true alpha confidence, rely on material things to enhance their masculinity, and thus, will spend ridiculous amounts of money on said narcissistic hos. A 4WD truck, regardless of of its engine or wheel size, or lift, doesn't DHV. On the contrary.
Alphas don't need to impress with their conveyance.
That said, they also prefer to drive vehicles that are safe, fast, and comfortable, thus trucks typically fall to work duties if used at all.
Who wants to drive a tall, rough riding, ugly gas hog everyday when you could be driving a fast and comfortable car that uses half the fuel, handles 2x better (at least), stops better, and goes like a scalded dog? I certainly don't.
How many men actually use their 'manly' trucks to either haul shite or actually work in a job where they NEED 4WD? Granted there are some. I'll go out on a limb here and say that, in my estimation, about 10% of pickups that get driven daily are actually used for something that requires a pickup on a daily basis. Otherwise they make shitty commuter vehicle that project an 'image' of manliness.
Needing a certain vehicle to pull tail is weak sauce.
Alphas don't need to impress with their conveyance.
That said, they also prefer to drive vehicles that are safe, fast, and comfortable, thus trucks typically fall to work duties if used at all.
Who wants to drive a tall, rough riding, ugly gas hog everyday when you could be driving a fast and comfortable car that uses half the fuel, handles 2x better (at least), stops better, and goes like a scalded dog? I certainly don't.
How many men actually use their 'manly' trucks to either haul shite or actually work in a job where they NEED 4WD? Granted there are some. I'll go out on a limb here and say that, in my estimation, about 10% of pickups that get driven daily are actually used for something that requires a pickup on a daily basis. Otherwise they make shitty commuter vehicle that project an 'image' of manliness.
Needing a certain vehicle to pull tail is weak sauce.
This post was edited on 4/1/14 at 6:40 am
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