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Chlamydia

Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:56 am
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:56 am
There is a lot of it.



Stay safe folks.
Posted by Wanderin Reb
Gallifrey
Member since Jun 2013
10738 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:56 am to
Glad I'm married.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:57 am to


quote:

Glad I'm married.


Me too, man
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33329 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:58 am to
I know a Chlamydia Jefferson from Birmingham.
Posted by KSGamecock
The Woodlands, TX
Member since May 2012
22982 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:58 am to
Posted by Remote Controlled
Member since Apr 2013
6859 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 12:59 am to
I've been down this road before.

Not a big deal, except for the metal tip they stick in your dick to get a culture.

It's gods way of getting back at you for fricking that broad you knew was a questionable piece,
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134026 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 1:00 am to
Posted by Jobu93
Cypress TX
Member since Sep 2011
19202 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 1:02 am to
WTF Is going on in Alaska and W Landmass/E Arky/NE Louisiana ?

Goodness
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28817 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 2:58 am to
What county is that in central Texas?
Posted by The Nino
Member since Jan 2010
21520 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 5:04 am to
quote:

WTF Is going on in Alaska and W Landmass/E Arky/NE Louisiana ?
sex apparently
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2394 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 6:50 am to
quote:

What county is that in central Texas?


Looks like Bell County, home to Fort Hood and Killeen.
Posted by Slippery Slope
Hail Satan
Member since Nov 2010
20346 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 7:34 am to
quote:

W Landmass


Is called the delta, rube.

And eerybody fricking.
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9626 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 7:46 am to
quote:

W Landmass/E Arky/NE Louisiana


The delta?
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 7:51 am to
My BIL is a doctor and was telling the story about one of his elderly patients having chlamydia. Her husband had passed 10 or so years prior and she was having some health problems and he ordered a round of tests. She had chlamydia and tested positive for weed and cocaine. She was in her 80's and her family was well known in the community. He never said who it was though, even though she had passed a few years prior to him telling the story.
Posted by DynastyDawg
Relf-Coast
Member since Jan 2013
10886 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 8:02 am to
quote:

the delta


I'm sure that there is no explanation for that one.

Posted by Col reb 2011
#38
Member since Apr 2013
1614 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 8:11 am to
My county is light purple.. I'll take it
Posted by Supravol22
Member since Jan 2011
14411 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 8:26 am to
Alaska
Posted by AirDawg
The Great State of Calm
Member since Feb 2013
2015 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 8:57 am to
This is the "Clap" right?

I had this old boss that was telling me old war stories (WW II) from his time in the army. He said when he was over seas in Bangkok or somewhere like that every weekend the guys would all go out in town for some beer and a little romp n' ride.

After the weekend it seemed like all the guys would come down with this piss issue. "The forked river" they called it. PAINFUL! Anyway they would get sent down to the MED Clinic. When he got down there they said everybody here that suspects they have the clap form a line at the curtain.

The next thing he heard was a thud and guys screaming in pain (one after another). Scared the hell out of him. So his turn comes and he steps behind the curtain to see a medic, a table, and a rubber mallet. And the words hit him like a gangster with a hammer in vegas... Drop'em and lay your member on the table.

Ah the medical break throughs we have now.
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48702 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 9:15 am to
Chlamydia isn't any worse than a cold. Take an antibiotic and it's gone. Buddy of mine came down with it.
Posted by Dawggy_Style
Member since Oct 2013
558 posts
Posted on 3/28/14 at 9:27 am to
quote:

Buddy of mine


Likely story.
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