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You MUST give up either girlfriend or cell phone
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:04 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:04 am
which one gets the boot?
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Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:06 am to LSU1NSEC
Girlfriend, cause she gonna leave anyway if you can't call/text her
This post was edited on 3/14/14 at 10:07 am
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:10 am to LSU1NSEC
Gf cell phone is cheaper and less maintenance
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:14 am to LSU1NSEC
Depends. Can my cell phone suck my dick?
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:19 am to UMRealist
Just make a fleshlight/cell phone hybrid. Billion dollar idea.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:19 am to UMRealist
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Can my cell phone suck my dick?
Is there an app for that? Asking for a friend.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:21 am to UMRealist
It can certainly aid in acquiring someone to do that for you.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 10:40 am to LSU1NSEC
i'd take my GF. she's got more apps than my iphone4
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:33 am to LSU1NSEC
If your wife finds out about your girlfriend she'll probably get rid of your phone for you.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:39 am to LSU1NSEC
if you lose the phone, you lose the girl. Can I tell the girl I'm losing the phone before doing so? 
Posted on 3/14/14 at 11:44 am to LSU1NSEC
Girls are a dime a dozen. My high score on flappy bird is irreplaceable.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:09 pm to UMRealist
Boom!
Or make me a sammich afterward<
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Depends. Can my cell phone suck my dick?
Or make me a sammich afterward<
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:14 pm to LSU1NSEC
I hate women and phones.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:17 pm to CatFan81
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I hate women and phones.
Don't forget tDucen!
Posted on 3/14/14 at 12:53 pm to CatFan81
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I hate women and phones.
Is there anything you do like? I mean besides big meaty dicks and acting like uptight NOVA twat tornado.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:27 pm to LSU1NSEC
Seeing as I do not and will never own a cell phone guess the girlfriend is the one I give up by default.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:44 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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uptight NOVA twat tornado
Just want to interject to commend you for capturing the essence of the NOVA psyche in a short phrase. NOVA is the worst.
To the OP, lose the girlfriend. If you lose the cellphone, you also lose the girlfriend. Might as well keep one of the two.
Posted on 3/14/14 at 1:46 pm to CatFan81
You hate everything
Posted on 3/14/14 at 6:17 pm to Vols&Shaft83
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uptight NOVA twat tornado.
Adding this to my list of solid insults
Posted on 3/14/14 at 6:41 pm to 7Dollarbill
Easy, get rid of the lady and use my phone to call another one.
Do you at least have a pager? How do you contact your drug dealers?
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Seeing as I do not and will never own a cell phone
Do you at least have a pager? How do you contact your drug dealers?
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