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The poop floats. The poop sinks.

Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:20 pm
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48704 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:20 pm
What does it mean?!?
Posted by DrunkenStuporMan
The Mothership
Member since Dec 2012
5855 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:25 pm to
Fat content.
Posted by Bama Bird
Member since Dec 2011
Member since Mar 2013
19023 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:27 pm to
It floats because of fat. It stinks because it's exposed to the air

ETA: I misread that
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 2:02 pm
Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:30 pm to
I keep the amount of fat in my diet to the RDA amount, so I only drop sinkers into the pool.
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:45 pm to
I shite bricks. You better believe they sink.
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:52 pm to
Post of the day...will read again later.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:54 pm to
I can probably count on one hand the number of floaters I've had in my entire life.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:55 pm to
quote:


It floats because of fat. It stinks because it's exposed to the air




What if it is half sunk and half floating?
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 1:58 pm to
What if it's the size of an arm?
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 1:58 pm
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:00 pm to
Posted by sorantable
Member since Dec 2008
48704 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:00 pm to
I'm not clicking that
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:02 pm to
Ok that had to fricking hurt. :poop:
This post was edited on 2/11/14 at 2:03 pm
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:02 pm to
Poop floats due to the fat content in the stool.

You can prove this to yourself by taking Metamucil or another fiber supplement right after a very fatty meal. Soluble fiber keeps the fat from being absorbed in the intestine and it comes out as a lightly colored floating stool. It's why fiber is great for lowering cholesterol.
Posted by oR33Do
Tuscaloosa
Member since Oct 2012
13561 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:03 pm to
Woah that's like the size of a roid rage arm.
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46505 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:04 pm to
Oh my god
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:05 pm to
Allegedly the pic was taken in the women's restroom.
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:06 pm to
I bet she went from bitch to cool chick after dropping that deuce
Posted by spacewrangler
In my easy chair with my boots on..
Member since Sep 2009
9741 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:18 pm to
There's no way that is the real turd size. It had to be shopped to make it look bigger.

No way, no how, nope, not, nope, just no.
Posted by stevengtiger
Member since Jul 2013
2778 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:38 pm to
I have seen something like that in my highschool bathroom. We had a bathroom that was more clean than the others and it was known to be the #2 bathroom for guys. After lunch my buddy ran into the lunch room and told us we had to go see. It was at least the size shown in that pic. We even brought some of the girls in to see it.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 2/11/14 at 2:51 pm to
i haz a sad that posting poop pics is discouraged here. I have had some monster shits that would have been great to post
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