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Argument over space aliens prompts woman to pull gun from vagina and threaten

Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:21 pm
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:21 pm
NOT FROM ALABAMA. just sayin

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JANUARY 8--A domestic dispute over space aliens escalated Saturday morning when a lingerie-clad New Mexico woman allegedly pointed a silver handgun at her boyfriend, a weapon she retrieved from her vagina, where it had been placed while the accused was performing a sex act, police allege.

To make matters more strange, the arrested woman is the most recent ex-wife of Pulitzer Prize-winning novelist Cormac McCarthy, author of “The Road” and “No Country for Old Men.”


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This post was edited on 1/8/14 at 8:23 pm
Posted by robyman
Member since Dec 2013
540 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:23 pm to
hm, havent tried sticking a gun in the vagina of my future Mrs. yet. but hey, whatever gets you off am i right?
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:23 pm to
Meth is a helluva drug
Posted by Alahunter
Member since Jan 2008
90738 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:24 pm to
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McCarthy’s boyfriend told investigators that following the argument McCarthy departed her Aventura Road residence. Upon returning to the home, he told deputies, McCarthy went into her bedroom and later emerged “wearing lingerie and a silver handgun in her vagina.” She then proceeded to “have inner course with the gun,” according to the court filing.


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While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”


This post was edited on 1/8/14 at 8:24 pm
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
90506 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:25 pm to
New Mexico is all about some aliens
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 8:34 pm to
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NOT FROM ALABAMA.


Posted by Kentucker
Cincinnati, KY
Member since Apr 2013
19351 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:43 pm to
The pistol.

Posted by Robert Goulet
Member since Jan 2013
9999 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 9:52 pm to
So she's single? This broad gets me all bothered and hot. She would be my muse.

If anyone finds a twitter handle, please let me know.
Posted by 3nOut
Central Texas, TX
Member since Jan 2013
28825 posts
Posted on 1/8/14 at 10:21 pm to
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NOT FROM ALABAMA.


I think the bigger headline is NOT FROM FLORIDA
Posted by Merck
Tuscaloosa
Member since Nov 2009
1693 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:34 am to
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The pistol.


That's a really fricked up gun.
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:32 am to
Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67482 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:41 am to
I wonder if they searched her "V" for anything else......like her purse, her lunch, the remote, etc....damn that's a big "V" to get that gun in it.
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 8:02 am to
Wow, Cormac McCarthy's ex-wife? He's one of the best writers out there today.

Crazy story. Can I sniff the gun?
Posted by SLC
Hiwasse, AR
Member since Oct 2007
15522 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 8:19 am to
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I think the bigger headline is NOT FROM FLORIDA


Truth.
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 10:21 am to
quote:

Meth is a helluva drug


She's been a little too into that Blue Sky.
Posted by blacknblu
Member since Nov 2011
10276 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 11:27 am to
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While using the gat as a sex toy, McCarthy reportedly asked her boyfriend, “Who is crazy, you or me?”

Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:19 pm to
She sounds perfect.
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
52655 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:19 pm to
Kind of sounds like something out of CM book.


"The sun danced off of the silver revolver only moments after she unsheathed its existence from her dark, cavernous flesh cave. 'we are the space aliens!', she proclaimed"
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:22 pm to
Too much punctuation
Posted by Funky Tide 8
Tittleman's Crest
Member since Feb 2009
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Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:26 pm to
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