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Early line for the most upset Alabama fan on the SECR

Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:10 am
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37570 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:10 am
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you..TheKaptain. Or should I say, Harvey Updyke.

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Ride that sooner dick bitch Take it deep and love it..

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They would leave your arse so wide open and bloody it would take a whole box of thread to sew that bitch back up...


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You should know. Y'all riding that dick like a 3rd avenue whore...

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If only you had a dick to ride. Oh yeah, you do. #RTSDB Your bull shite is tired and you suck fricking dick. Go get fricked softly by a chainsaw you inbred frickstick cocksucker..

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Hey you dumb count inbred, it's not him. It's a made up fricking twitter account. Go frick a wood chipper...


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Because they can't function without Johnny jizz jars dick rammed 2 feet up their cock loving asses. Like the rest of this board and sooner dick after last night. #RTSDB And for the ags #RTJFFDB...


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He had a career night in passing yards. Are you really that fricking stupid? Go kill yourself and do you future children a favor. #RTSDB...


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Cum Guzzler That's you. Ride that sooner dick like you like it bitch. Take it all the way....

Posted by brewhan davey
Audubon Place
Member since Sep 2010
32776 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:11 am to
thatdude is a solid candidate
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:11 am to
#RTSDB

Posted by MetryTyger
Metro NOLA, LA
Member since Jan 2004
15580 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:11 am to
Scoop be scoopin' also
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:11 am to
OH MAN..YOU ROASTED HIM. GO SUCK A BUTT.
Posted by LSUdm21
Member since Nov 2008
17486 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
I don't know. That Shwaaz guy from last night was ready to jump off a fricking building.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37570 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
quote:

thatdude is a solid candidate



He's still sleeping off the long night of banging his cousin
Posted by BigEdLSU
All around the south
Member since Sep 2010
20268 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
That dude
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37570 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
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OH MAN..YOU ROASTED HIM. GO SUCK A BUTT.



There he is
Posted by heartbreakTiger
grinding for my grinders
Member since Jan 2008
138974 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
kap,thatdude, northshore, fatkid
Posted by Navytiger74
Member since Oct 2009
50458 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:12 am to
TheKaptain is an angry lil son of a bitch. His wife/sister got hands put on her last night fa sho'. Kids too.
This post was edited on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:13 am to
TheKaptin



Think he beat his sister pretty good last night. Too bad they don't have animal rescue in Andalusia
Posted by ztucke2
Fort Worth
Member since Oct 2010
2125 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:13 am to
Shwaaz had a rough night but he seems to be better this morning. Kaptin is mad as hell though.
Posted by robyman
Member since Dec 2013
540 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:13 am to
His jimmies are rustled
Posted by VermilionTiger
Member since Dec 2012
37570 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:13 am to
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TheKaptain is an angry lil son of a bitch.


Dude got so angry, he created his own Alabama Droppings website to compete with Tigerdroppings. When that failed, he came back here
Posted by Prominentwon
LSU, McNeese St. Fan
Member since Jan 2005
93693 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
What about the fat hillbilly that repetitively posted "KANGS!"?
Posted by ThaKaptin
The Sultan of Swag
Member since Nov 2010
21741 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
If wasn't divorced she would have been #RTKDB.

In fact she will be doing that tonight anyway.
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
Rednecks
Tears
So
Damn
Big?
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
LSU fans with 3 incest jokes in a row! MAN YOU GUYS ARE CREATIVE!
Posted by Wild Thang
YAW YAW Fooball Nation
Member since Jun 2009
44181 posts
Posted on 1/3/14 at 9:14 am to
thatdude has melted for 40 days.

See my sig quote to appreciate his hurt
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