Your team's place in the SEC pecking order.

For Arkansas, we are bored with Carolina and wanted to have a quality opponent as an SEC east permanent since the cupcakes have been claimed by Bama, Mississippi, and Ms. State.

Easy, call to the SEC office and we swapped for Mizzou who is closer and a formidable opponent.

Next we wanted to move LSU's superbowl to earlier in the season since they spend the last month and a half preparing for this game, again call up Slive and move Mizzou into the game that weekend while keeping our TV time slot.

We were tired of playing Bama in the first couple of weeks of the season as Saban spent all spring through fall camp preparing for the game, again call up Slive and move the game to where we want.

We humored aggy with a home and home so their fans could visit a nice stadium that didn't smell like bat shite, they wanted to bring their band, but instead were told to leave them at home. Next year we move the game back to uncle Jerry's because that is what we want.

It is easy to see Arkansas is one of the schools who calls the shots in this conference, what about your school?