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Texas de Brazil tonight
Posted on 11/15/13 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 11/15/13 at 1:53 pm
Me and my girlfriend are celebrating our one year anniversary tonight at Texas de Brazil in Memphis. I've never been, but I've heard it's amazing. Any Ranters been there?
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Posted on 11/15/13 at 1:55 pm to olemiss5931
It's good. Start chugging water now to expand your stomach. Salad bar is bad arse too. Know where nearest bathroom is at all times within the first two hours after you leave...
Posted on 11/15/13 at 1:55 pm to olemiss5931
All of my Vietnamese friends love it.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 1:59 pm to olemiss5931
That anniversary sex will be nice with both of you having meat sweats.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:00 pm to olemiss5931
Starve yourself for the whole day if you can. For your girlfriend's sake, I hope she's got comfortable enough around you to completely pig out, because you need to to get your money's worth.
It's pretty awesome though.
It's pretty awesome though.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:00 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
And Brazilian diarrhea all over each other...
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:02 pm to hehatedrew
Yeah, I hope their places aren't one bathroom.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:05 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
It's gonna all happen in the bed at climax. Tonight the OP will actually find out if he is able to get his wife off. No secrets after Texas de brazil...
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:18 pm to hehatedrew
Jesus
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:37 pm to hehatedrew
Damn
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:46 pm to Eric Nies Grind Time
Well we don't live together so I think we will be ok in the bathroom department. I haven't ate a lot today so my stomach is ready! We have been together long enough so she won't care if I pig out!
Posted on 11/15/13 at 2:56 pm to olemiss5931
I was talking about comfortable enough around you that she's not embarrassed to pig out in front of you. Make that girl earn that $50 meal.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:00 pm to hehatedrew
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Know where nearest bathroom is at all times within the first two hours after you leave...
Can't stress this enough. ^^^
I also say screw the salad bar.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:05 pm to olemiss5931
You should take Uncle Lloyd and make him buy.
ETA: This thread got weird
ETA: This thread got weird
This post was edited on 11/15/13 at 3:07 pm
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:22 pm to SwayzeBalla
Yes. Yes it did.
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:22 pm to SwayzeBalla
this thread makes me have to shite
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:31 pm to OBReb6
O ok well she definitely doesn't care so we will be fine! Plus I have a buy one get one free 
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:32 pm to SwayzeBalla
Hahaha I will have to talk to him and see. He is not at all happy with the new uniform combos. If it's not grey pants, it's crap to him!
Posted on 11/15/13 at 3:53 pm to olemiss5931
I made this thread fricking awesome
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