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Who here thinks they could take JFF in a bar fight?

Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:37 am
Posted by bpfergu
Member since Jun 2011
3485 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:37 am
Since this seems to be the topic of the day, how many of you think you could take JFF in a bar fight? Let's say both of you are relatively drunk and there is a crowd watching with several attractive ladies in it.

The dude isn't huge but he is obviously in pretty good shape and really quick.
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:37 am to
tPOS board
Posted by AUCE05
Member since Dec 2009
42557 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:37 am to
Not I
Posted by TigerBait2008
Boulder,CO
Member since Jun 2008
32383 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:38 am to
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Posted by tigafan89
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2009
1339 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:39 am to
JFF would knock you out. He would probably kick all of our asses. Shouldn't he be training for football?
Posted by LsuTool
Member since Oct 2009
34844 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:39 am to
quote:

bar fight


LSU board
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35606 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:43 am to
You know it's the offseason when...
Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:44 am to
This gets my vote for worst JFF thread. It's bad and you should feel bad
Posted by TreyAnastasio
Bitch I'm From Cleveland
Member since Dec 2010
46759 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:49 am to
Cas4t loves to fight in bars
Posted by Bill Parker?
Member since Jan 2013
4468 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:54 am to
Depends. Is it a smoke free bar?

My go-to move was always grabbing the glass ashtray and slamming it into a dude's face.
Posted by The_Joker
Winter Park, Fl
Member since Jan 2013
16316 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:56 am to
Do I get to use a baseball bat?
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123594 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:58 am to
And that's when we held him down and rubbed Pro Active all over his face.

Posted by bpfergu
Member since Jun 2011
3485 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:58 am to
I think it is a fantastic thread idea
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 11:59 am to
Future topics on the Rant:

Can you piss farther than JFF?

Can you fill a Jizz Jar faster than JFF?

Can you shite and wipe your arse faster than JFF?

Is your penis bigger than JFF's?

Have you fricked more dudes that JFF?

Posted by ShaneTheLegLechler
Member since Dec 2011
60119 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 12:00 pm to
You're off the hook. The nightlife one is much worse
Posted by Dire Wolf
bawcomville
Member since Sep 2008
36588 posts
Posted on 7/16/13 at 12:00 pm to
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