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Mootsman
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If an 18yo Gamecock fan kidnapped Sir Big Spur


How upset would you be?

Personally I think the tators need to cut that rock bandit some slack. He's just an immature 18 yr. old.

If one of our own had kidnapped sir big spur out of a sheer obsession with the Gamecock organization I feel I would lobby for a lenient punishment.

This assuming he was return unharmed.










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Jefferson Dawg
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Sign on the chicken says, "Beat Ole Miss".

That Says It All, right there.....


Holy shite.....










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Mootsman
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Yes. Yes it does.





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Jefferson Dawg
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one of our own had kidnapped sir big spur out of a sheer obsession with the Gamecock organization I feel I would lobby for a lenient punishment.


Alright....

Dont care about pet chickens obviously, but......

If someone were to get past the mortars and then the laser beam alarm system which protects Uga.......and they were to successfully kidnap his ass.....well....

I'm not saying whether I do or do not condone the following.....................but I'm pretty sure there would be a lynching.






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CockInYourEar
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How upset would you be?


I would want the kid arrested, especially if he was stupid enough to be caught. I probably wouldn't go on a social media or message board warpath though. We can always just get another rooster.

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Personally I think the tators need to cut that rock bandit some slack. He's just an immature 18 yr. old.

When they were posting his phone number, parent's address, his dad's business info, etc... that was pretty harsh stuff, but they're all taters, so I don't care.

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If one of our own had kidnapped sir big spur out of a sheer obsession with the Gamecock organization I feel I would lobby for a lenient punishment.

Disagree, it should be the same punishment no matter who it was. That's hopefully how the law works.

I think you're a much more compassionate person that I am, that's probably a good thing.








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Mootsman
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Nobody wants your mangy bulldog.





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Jefferson Dawg
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Nobody wants your mangy bulldog

"Beat Ole Miss"







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CockInYourEar
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Nobody wants your mangy bulldog.


I don't know, he seems to be pretty obedient. Last year we were like, "Go home Uga!", and he was like,







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Mootsman
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re: If an 18yo Gamecock fan kidnapped Sir Big Spur


Not sure what your laughing at. They played us a hell of a lot tougher in '09 than your squad has in the past 3 years.






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JimMorrison
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I would at least want him arrested, but I'm with you on a lenient punishment.

I mean, we can always buy another rooster...






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JimMorrison
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Jefferson Dawg



are you really this stupid or do you just try your hardest to troll this board and fail miserably at it?


you're probably just a dumbass






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Wholelottacock
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I'll hand someone 1k if they can not only catch a Gamecock. But they can also handle the amount of pain that will come along with that task. They don't go along nicely like a stupid fricking door stop of a rock would. Unless they trust you.


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CHSgc
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Sign on the chicken says, "Beat Ole Miss".

That Says It All, right there.....


So when y'all play Ole Miss you don't want to beat them?






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Jefferson Dawg
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So when y'all play Ole Miss you don't want to beat them?

You're missing the point. Naturally.


When we play Ole Miss, we EXPECT to beat them.............

There is an heirarchy. Sure. It's not spoken out loud, but it exists nonetheless.

Of course, we want to "Beat Ole Miss", but we also have dignity...........






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Jefferson Dawg
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I'll hand someone 1k if they can not only catch a Gamecock. But they can also handle the amount of pain that will come along with that task.

Deal.

Bring one to Athens. Bring some chicken-wire....and fence off your tailgate area, then let it loose.

I will catch it, and twist its head off faster than you can say, "Damn it!!!. Just lost a thousand bucks...."






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HoldenOversoul
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UGA fans have dignity? Christ you people are the most delusional rednecks in the world.





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scrooster
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I would at least want him arrested, but I'm with you on a lenient punishment.

I mean, we can always buy another rooster...


I'd was his arse severely beaten until he thought he was going to die.

When I was in the 82nd I was a member of the White Falcons, 2/325th. (Long time ago.) Well, they took away our white falcon mascot, (live falcon), because of some endangered species crap. So our battalion commander got us a white gamecock to replace it ... we called it Foghorn. We'd take him to the field with us, he'd jump out of airplanes with us in a kit bag. Damn rooster had about 500 jumps because he was jumping with every squad, every platoon, every company in the entire battalion.

He was always under guard by the battalion CQ at night, tethered to our flag pole. But one night this idiot from another battalion got drunk and managed to steel our rooster and he rang his neck and plucked him out behind Charlie Company's barracks.

Well, he was caught in the act and before the MPs could arrive he was beaten half to death ... busted jaw, concussion, cracked ribs, lost some teeth.

He had it coming for being a dick head.

You gotta protect what's yours.

It's up to whatever the taterheads want to do to that kid that busted up that rock - that's their call. But if someone stole and killed Sir Big Spur, there would be hell to pay IMHO.






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JimMorrison
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haha shit, man. it's not that serious.


what if I told you we used a different rooster every game? Sir Big Spur is replaceable whether you like it or not.


Clemson's rock is and has always been utterly stupid. they could replace the rock in an instant and none of their fans would know the difference.






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Bluefin
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Sign on the chicken says, "Beat Ole Miss".







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CockInYourEar
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I think Jefferson was implying having stickers for teams we EXPECT to beat was silly, so the "Beat Georgia" sticker from the pick would be silly too. We expect to beat Ole Miss, UGA, UK, Mizzou etc....





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