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Jefferson Dawg
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Jaco's........






One of my associates on the Georgia Board has brought an establishmment called "Jaco's" to my attention. It's on the corner of Bluff Rd and Rosewood Dr near Williams Brice. He says it looks just like every other dumpy little shack in the area around the stadium.........except that, once inside, it's some sort of underground glow-stick bar with hundreds of people geeked up on god-knows-what..... and there's underground tunnels connecting it to other shacks. ANd that the shite is crazy.

Not sure how he gained access, but he lived to tell the tale.

Anyway... are any of you familiar with this place? Is it only open on gamedays? Or is it open all the time? How do you get the secret-password to get access to some of the tunnels underneath?

Thanks.


dawg4lyfe
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Member since May 2012
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How do you get the secret-password to get access to some of the tunnels underneath?

Come on Jefferson, this one is easy. South Carolina gameCOCKS don't give you a hint? The password is: no girls allowed.


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Mootsman
Penn State Fan
Memphis, TN
Member since Oct 2012
2547 posts

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Jefferson Dawg you wouldn't like Jacos. Too many hot chicks and we don't typically let outsiders in there.

Here is the address to what you're looking for:

PT's 1109
1109 Assembly St, Columbia SC
(803) 253-8900

You can take Dawg4Lyfe with you. I'm sure they'll let y'all right in.
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dawg4lyfe
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Member since May 2012
8446 posts

re: Jaco's........
Just googled that..


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Cockopotamus
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it's some sort of underground glow-stick bar with hundreds of people geeked up on god-knows-what..... and there's underground tunnels connecting it to other shacks.



Its the underground railroad of teh gheys. The color of one's glowstick is a code for which tunnel their leaving through.


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CockInYourEar
South Carolina Fan
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
14843 posts

re: Jaco's........
"Jaco's" s a very mysterious and powerful place and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.
Danger follows "Jaco's."
So says Zoltan.


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scrooster
South Carolina Fan
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Member since Jul 2012
12800 posts

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I'm not sure butt lickers could even survive the walk through Olympia that is required in order to make it to Jaco's. Maybe, maybe, if they are coming from the direction of Billy Brice but definitely not if they are coming from up Wadley.

Eta: Unless they are well armored with trashcan lids and willing to endure the gauntlet from Wadley to Jaco's.
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JimMorrison
South Carolina Fan
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
16691 posts

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it's good for late night coke binges since it stays open late as frick


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ConwayGamecock
South Carolina Fan
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
4347 posts

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One of my associates on the Georgia Board has brought an establishmment called "Jaco's" to my attention.


Suuure he did...an "associate", hunh?



Suuuure....

Image: http://www.dreamstime.com/skeptical-man-thumb19433594.jpg
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Jefferson Dawg
Georgia Fan
Member since Sep 2012
10981 posts

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Suuure he did...an "associate", hunh?

Yes. Dude by name of Christopher on the Georgia Board. He's a Tech fan that's also a Georgia fan, which is fricked up, but whatever.

Check it out....... LINK..........

The guy seems seriously interested in gaining some intel about this place Jaco's. But, so far you people have been of no help. It's almost like Georgia people know more about Columbia than most of you do. Strange.


ConwayGamecock
South Carolina Fan
South Carolina
Member since Jan 2012
4347 posts

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The guy seems seriously interested in gaining some intel about this place Jaco's. But, so far you people have been of no help. It's almost like Georgia people know more about Columbia than most of you do. Strange.


Well, we locals don't particularly cotton to disseminating choice info to strangers in these parts, you know. Especially y'all GA folks...it's why we have Pepsi and y'all have Coke. We wouldn't let y'all drink it...


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Bluefin
South Carolina Fan
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Member since Apr 2011
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I was thrown out of Jaco's for telling one of the women there that she needed to wear a bra because I almost stepped on her saggy tits.

It was my first time there. The regulars didn't like it.

It may have also been because my friend told the bartender he thought he needed a Hep-C shot just from looking at the place, but I can't confirm that.

I had a tendency to be a little shite when I was drunk in college, I guess. Never really felt like I would be welcomed back there.



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JimMorrison
South Carolina Fan
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
16691 posts

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But, so far you people have been of no help.


I thought my post was helpful.


CHSgc
South Carolina Fan
Charleston, SC
Member since Oct 2012
1657 posts

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I thought this was where all the carnies hung out during the fair.

Don't know anything a/b it. Don't wanna know.


JimMorrison
South Carolina Fan
The Peninsula
Member since May 2012
16691 posts

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lol I'm sure there are carnies who go there during the state fair. never been there during that time.

it looks like shit, but it's not a bad bar. they have cheap drinks, a couple of pool tables and like I said earlier, they stay open pretty late for those binges.


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winyahpercy
South Carolina Fan
Georgetown, South Carolina
Member since Nov 2010
1383 posts

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good picture of the dumpster.... and the blue trash container too.


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