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Jefferson, I need Salt Life clarification

Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:54 pm
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 1:54 pm
I won a cooler like this one about a month or so ago at a DU Banquet but have not used it yet. Please advise.

Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
33489 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:00 pm to
Step 2 - put Yetti and Salt life stickers on your car
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26718 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:01 pm to
Dat cooler be $199.00 without it being the DU edition...
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20639 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:01 pm to
YETIs are nice. I wouldn't spend the money on one myself but you should have no shame in using a free 300 dollar cooler.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:28 pm to
nb4JeffersonDawg'sheadexplodesorcallsyalltraitors
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20256 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:49 pm to
That and a pair of Costas and you'll be a showcase of southern yuppiedom. Throw it in the back of an Eddie Bower Expedition for bonus points.

Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20256 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:49 pm to
Double

This post was edited on 6/18/13 at 3:33 pm
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:53 pm to
Got the Costas and a Yukon. Close enough?
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
26718 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:54 pm to
remember the...

Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 2:58 pm to
Not so fast my friend. I only have a small power G on my Yukon and do not have a goatee.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10069 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:10 pm to
Does have bama bangs tho. Oh and you non text responding bastard
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:14 pm to
Did you ever handle that s**t with the punk on the quad?
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10069 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:16 pm to
He hasn't came back thru so I dropped it and haven't said anything to them.
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:21 pm to
My life has been in shambles since I went to Tampa for that bachelor party. I lost my phone and my wallet. It's been kind of nice not having a phone for a week and a half.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10069 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:26 pm to
Well that explains it, I thought u had filed for an e divorce. Was the second night as good as the first? Im still waiting on pics of what the $2 bill got ya.

Did your youngster find out about it or something?
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
14165 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:37 pm to
Grow a goatee and call everyone Bo ....
Posted by HinesvilleThrill
Skidaway Island
Member since Sep 2012
3475 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:40 pm to
Sunday morning I woke up in a field with no idea how I got there.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10069 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:45 pm to
red river all over again. And you wonder why my wife has a hard time letting me go to bachelor partys with you
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
20256 posts
Posted on 6/18/13 at 3:50 pm to
Absolutely!

The Costas snuck up on me until I was at my kids Tball game and noticed I was the only dad that wasn't wearing them.



Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
34900 posts
Posted on 6/19/13 at 8:31 am to
quote:

I won a cooler like this one about a month or so ago at a DU Banquet but have not used it yet. Please advise.

Thank you for reaching out for clarification. The Yeti component of The Salt Life campaign seems misunderstood on both sides......

Let's think of it in terms of Form vs. Function:

Function: I happen to own a Yeti too. I use it often. The best part about it in my opinion are the rubber feet on the bottom. Do you remember back before Yeti....what would happen to your cooler in the back of your truck bed or in your boat when you took a sharp turn? Me too. Yeti has changed the game. It's a well-designed quality product. But, i can say honestly that I feel no need to put a sticker on the back of my truck to brag to the world that I keep beverages cold in a certain type of product. Which leads us to form........

Form:- South Carolinians have a mental disorder where they feel the need, for some reason to seek an identity through the use of certain products. They don't care how the cooler was designed. They just care that these things are popular in certain circles and so they put Yeti Coolers stickers on their trucks to let the world know that they aint just some bo that is still using Igloo or Coleman.

I dont know if I'm articulating it properly, but in South Carolina, they use the back window of their cars and trucks as a veiled plea for help. These people are sick.
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